adam

free palestine 🇵🇸

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

if weed can damage your short term memory imagine what weed can fucking do

[adam @adam43608428]

@gffyoq cat was mostly quiet other than random baby squeaks (he is 8) and he got put on prozac earlier this year and now he tells us all his stories mostly about his deadbeat dad but still it’s awesome

[Aryan “DUI” Smith @wssabrna]

If you no longer go for a gap that exists, you are no longer a racing driver. - Ayrton Senna

[Esther @_emKamm]

I respect those high class cats in tuxedos but I love that my guy just keeps it casual with socks and a g-string

[joe @spinningjoe]

[joe rogan] so you're saying you've never been fed?

[domestic cat that was fed thirty minutes ago] that's right joe. i've never been fed in my entire whole life

[joe rogan] wow

[Hey Mister @premiles_]

Being really into baseball feels closer to being into trains or military history than it does following other sports. That's not a judgement but an observation.

[LPC @landpalestine]

A story in 3 parts.

[GUELZ @Gue1za]

Hoe ass bug thought he was bouta catch a ride on my shirt. Murdered, get off of me.

[adam @adam43608428]

@Jacob_deNobel @trev653355

[larkie boots 🐕 @naivelarks]

Does anyone remember reading those sexy little mouse novellas as a kid? Where he’d go on adventures? What was it called………… Guantanamo Clinton?

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Lady in MAGA shirt was in line behind me at the store, on her phone, all loud and obnoxious, then said to whoever, “I’m so into Game of Thrones, I’m on season 4.”

I paid, looked at her and said:

“Jon Snow kills Daenerys and Arya kills the Night King, have a great day.”

[adam @adam43608428]

@SPG101_ @trev653355

[adam @adam43608428]

@reece7hamilton @trev653355

[🐛 @ladybugkiisses]

i have been up all night rippimg the bong and watching police body cam videos i hear the birds chirping

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

It's starting. #TheHappening #MenAreCuttingTheirPenisesOff #NoPenis2026 #IndianaManChallenge

[harlan @morepain4harlan]

flaked on the function to smoke weed alone

[greta theft autumn ✿ #dicksoutforfaber @2007warpedtour]

scoreboard

[FAGAMEMNON @stargaasm]

mexicans be named german