Adam de Jong

Founder & entrepreneur living in Los Angeles & the internet.

[Tim Fullerton @TimFullerton]

This from @BetoORourke tonight is EVERYTHING.

[Adam de Jong @adam_dejong]

Groundhog Day. Great movie? Or Greatest movie?

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

RIP the great Garry Shandling. Surely, one of the most influential comedians of a generation.

[Stanley Gucci @dereklipkin]

One thing they neglect to tell you as a kid is that, as an adult, YOU get to decide which nights are taco nights.

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

When I open a bottle of wine I am less interested in its breathing and more interested its destruction.

[Official Jon Lajoie @jonlajoiecomedy]

This year I hope Santa finally gives me the gift I've been asking for since I was a boy: Less social anxiety.

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

“@UberFacts: Canada consumes more macaroni and cheese than any other nation in the world.” MOVING

[Garry Tan @garrytan]

13%, 7% and 0% - that's how much organic search above the fold on various Google Searches these days http://t.co/HT76Hj2ixN

[Brian Baumgartner @BBBaumgartner]

Happy Canada Day. And to my French Canadian friends I say... Bonne Jour de Canada. Or something. Best guess.

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

Be regular and orderly in your work, so that you may be violent and original in your personal life

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

Can't wait for the American rip off of Doctor Who called Doctor Whom. #WhereWouldTheyFindAPhoneBooth

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

We are not our fathers fathers anymore .i blame alan alda

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

I need an invester with 100k to partner up with me.i want to do a reality show called twitter wars.people from twitter will live with me

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

. @GarryShandling I miss you terribly.

[Adam de Jong @adam_dejong]

@mumphrey if the spurs or heat don't win 3 of the next 5 games, I think they might be in trouble.

[Matt Besser @MattBesser]

Message to future food truck entrepreneurs: the hamburger idea has been covered.

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

This Is The Most Canadian Reason For Not Picking Up A Pizza Ever http://t.co/8mM3YD5NH4

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

No, iPhone, I mean "hell," not "he'll." When I mean "he'll" you'll sure as shot know.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I can't imagine cocaine is better than the high I get from "Was my car towed? No! It was just behind a bigger car!"

[Jonathan Chait @jonathanchait]

.@DouthatNYT will/should make liberals squirm on Ivys and elite (mostly liberal) culture perpetuating inequality, http://t.co/QJqC7ba95k