Adam

Cornell University | M.Eng ECE | Track & Field

[Adam @adamada]

A debate needs to be solved..

What is the best Pop-Tart?

[Good Morning Liberty @GoodAMLiberty]

I’d love a socialist to explain to me what they think Elon Musk did with the other $700 billion he had supposedly stolen from the workers just 5 weeks ago.

[Atlas Press @realAtlasPress]

Thomas Aquinas, preach

[Eric Kaufmann @epkaufm]

The downsides of the ‘strength of weak ties’ theory of progress are becoming increasingly evident

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

In my entire life I've only heard the phrase "boys will be boys" used when like a 7 year old breaks his leg trying to jump off a roof using an umbrella as a parachute

[Megan Basham @megbasham]

All right Google, I’ll give this one to you. This is pretty great.

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

We dropped a nuclear bomb on Japan, twice, and 80 years later they light up their cities in our colors as a show of how much they love us.

Meanwhile, we bailed half of Europe out, twice, and their governments take every last opportunity to signal how much they despise us.

[Damani Felder @TheDamaniFelder]

The UFC paid for this, not you. You paid for benefits for illegal immigrants and Somalian learing centers. And that's largely why your groceries are expensive.

Hope this helps.

[Austen Allred @Austen]

Somebody has to be the richest person on the planet.

The fact that it’s the guy who popularized electric cars, made rockets reusable, and is working on curing blindness and paraplegia as a side quest seems fair to me.

[Beff (e/acc) @beffjezos]

Simply unfathomable levels of aura.
🇺🇸🏛️🥊🦅🌈⛈️🎆🇺🇸

[TheJerseyGirl @ChristineX2024]

Something like this should not stand out. But it does.

Be like Tom.

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

PICARD: Data, shields up

DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.

[camera shakes]

WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS

DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't

[Denzel Rust @AdemLuz]

Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own

[Jo @junker_jo]

Everybody in the world wants an elegant and progressive solution to the maternity leave problem and there simply isn’t one. Babies need their mothers for 3 years and businesses need workers who don’t leave for 3 years. The only solution would have been to not create the problem.

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Okay we need to let Marlboro start running ads again

[Adam @adamada]

@highkeyoli It's the island from Digimon

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Sad when they turn out to be dopes

[Macroblock @sainimatic]

it's 2026 and Microsoft needs to briefly throttle your machine into full power maximum performance mode to open the start menu without lag, sorry, with less lag, and they think this is something worth announcing to the press and public and giving it a name