With FB and IG down, businesses have reported more employee productivity. In an unrelated story, people have spent less time on the toilet today. #facts#facebookdown#instagramdown
As it was close to midnight, my son vanished into his room, but kept asking “how much time is left?” At the one minute til midnight mark he emerged wearing only his undies saying “it’s almost 2019, let’s get naked!”
@MySkiSoda Band camp, 8th grade year. Back when they still had the tall boys in the white cans!! New school, didn’t know anyone, but everyone was drinking ski. Everyone was right!
@JasonOwensMusic@tacobell A day without a shredded chicken burrito is like...night. I’m still working on it. Can’t think on an empty stomach! I see a seven layer burrito in my future! @tacobell
Just saw a guy walking thru the parking lot of Burger King with a sword strapped on his back. Could be to defend against whopper seeking ninjas or to ensure he gets it his way, right away.
My playlist this morning in the gym literally bounced from Blood, Sweat & Tears, to Mystikal, to Dwight Yoakum, to Marty Robbins. I feel like I should apologize to @MMGExperience