𝔤 𝔩 𝔞 𝔪 𝔬 𝔲 𝔯 𝔭 𝔦 𝔤

artist & designer ▽ sf—ca

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My 👏 Best 👏 Friends 👏 Hate 👏 You 👏

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‘down bad crying at the gym’ she really is just like us 🥲

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can taylor swift & harry styles just get back together & be the bi & polyamorous icons we need them to be?

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hey (with the intention of ignoring any red flags & breaking my own heart)

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does every gym always have at least one twink doing a fully choreographed routine on the elliptical or is that just san francisco?

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walking in the city & listening to lana del rey is nice because you’re never sure if the sirens are part of the mix or coming from behind you but somehow it always works.

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Even if you’re fully vaccinated, the CDC recommends holding your breath when crossing the intersection of Church & Market.

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thinking about how my body is not, nor will it ever be ready for being blindsided by ‘evermore: the long pond sessions’

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i don’t know who needs to hear this, but change the clock on your microwave & stove.

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my favorite part about staying up late working on a design i’m excited about is waking up tomorrow & hating everything about it.

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designer: *inhales*

some dev somewhere: OUT OF SCOPE!

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are pinned conversations the new ‘top 8’?

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@taylorswift13 honestly had NO RIGHT to put out ‘tolerate it’ in the year 2020

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my doctor: how do you feel about getting on the scale?

me: let’s do it.

him: ...

me: ...

*steps on scale*

him: you’re down 13 lbs — is that intentional?

me: *thinking about the 6 burritos i’ve had in the last week* definitely not.

👁👄👁

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B L A C K 👏

P E O P L E 👏

D O N T 👏

H A N G 👏

T H E M S E L V E S 👏

F R O M 👏

T R E E S 👏

S I S 👏

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people are attempting to counter-protest this revolution simply by displaying their tr*mp 2020 swag — let that sink in.

“i don’t know how to explain to you that you should care about other people.”

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might fuck around & hurt my own feelings by overthinking scenarios I made up in my head idk lmao 🤪

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My toxic trait is spending $140 at the grocery store, and immediately ordering sushi takeout on postmates as soon as I get home.

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Chief Hopper:

Every Gay: “Daddy?”