Adam

old enough to know, young enough to not care

[Adam @adamdecola]

Imagine having the audacity to ask me a stupid question when AI exists

[Adam @adamdecola]

I survived #EarthquakeOrillia2026

[Adam @adamdecola]

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[Adam @adamdecola]

#BillsMafia fans awfully quiet today

[Adam @adamdecola]

Clockwork #BillsMafia

[Adam @adamdecola]

#Kony2026

[Adam @adamdecola]

Imagine you die and your hinge profile exists forever. Or your family has to come on and put “remembering” in front of your name

[Adam @adamdecola]

Anyone ordering @TimHortons scrambled eggs is automatically added to the no fly list as a threat to society

[Andy Cole @AndyCole1984]

*brady tkachuk scores*
*camera cuts to him*

[Adam @adamdecola]

#kony2025

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me

[Adam @adamdecola]

Instagram needs a setting where you exclusively get sensitive content in reels

[Adam @adamdecola]

Monday morning hitting me like

[Adam @adamdecola]

Trump isn’t even in office yet and we already have Costco beers #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

[Adam @adamdecola]

Can anyone with @YukaApp let me know if 2 Busch lights and 6 cheese strings is good for my dinner

[Lord Rodrick @lordrickx]

I never tip male waiters hit the oil rig nigga

[Adam @adamdecola]

Does anyone know where you can get blackface? I’m going as George Floyd for Halloween

[Adam @adamdecola]

Bitches don't wanna go Birkin for Birkin

[QuaaLud Aberg @28ozPorterhouse]

Just hit the pen and cooked up a gnarly grocery list like it was a parlay

[Adam @adamdecola]

If you drive an electric car, do you have to stop at every orange light?

[Adam @adamdecola]

July dump story but it’s just 6 pictures of your best poops of July