adam e f

at a loose end, at a late hour (he/him) 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

[adam e f @adamedwardf]

@SomosLos_Rojos title winners on the first go with a midfield of KDB, Gerrard, and Yaya Toure, with Cole, VVD, and Campbell in defence. Calvert-Lewin got 38 goals. 38-0 is a dream but obsessed

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[🅱️rody the 🅱️ede 🦣 @Brudhoric]

I have ARFID I can only eat oysters Rockefeller, lobster Thermidor, steak au poivre, and I can only drink Bordeaux from 2013 or earlier :/

[adam e f @adamedwardf]

@T_om_s enjoying your colleagues presence socially gets so much flak? they're not my best mates ever but i genuinely get on with them. also not being funny but all my pals do 9-5 as well so I'd just see less of them?

[nathaniel @nathanielro]

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be

[xxxholic @xxxholicatz]

what's the name of that gay british show where the chubby hamster looking guy makes the twink piss himself

[adam e f @adamedwardf]

@oatmlk certain mutual mate with a certain tattoo HATING this tweet

[salute @saluteAUT]

thanking my supporters after playing a show

on ig: that was nothing short of a spiritual experience. i am so incredibly grateful to share moments like this one with you, thank you so much. my heart is full.

on twitter: I Was Innat Booth Putting My Dick In The CDJ Lowkey. E

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Winnie the Pooh in shambles

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

What are your favourite music

[adam e f @adamedwardf]

astounding posting

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

My grandfather told me this minutes before he passed away. Lung cancer. Got it in Vietnam from the Agent Orange. He actually used his final breath to say this to me, specifically. Nobody in my family understood what he meant, but at just 6 years old, I knew…

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

If I was Harry Potter I would have microwaved Dobby out of curiosity

[kacey @tastykacey14]

We only got like 10 new sentences left

[James @exhaustdata]

This morning my toddler only wanted to listen to one song over and over again. He wanted “the fast car song” which is of course, Fast Car. Probably a very different song if those are the only words you really grasp, whereas I’m on the verge of tears at daycare drop off

[Jan @janhopi]

is Mikel Arteta a football manager who knows how to win trophies? no. But does he entertain the fans while doing it? Also no. At least he must be likeable, moral, the kind of manager you are proud to have represent the club? funny story actually

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[aCash @d_artox]

"Imagine your sister" No.... Develop empathy without imagining her to be your sister or mom.... Develop basic humanity.....