Adam J Edge

Supporter of Southend United. The views posted are mine alone. Yn Harddwch Goggledd Cymru

[Adam J Edge @adamjedge]

Hi @NatWest_Help, I’m in Belfast at the moment. Last I checked Belfast uses the Pound Sterling? You do own Ulster Bank as well remember?

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

BREAKING: Vatican Football Association withdraws at last minute from voting for Gianni Infantino as FIFA president.

The Pope urges others to pull out too.

[Rory Jennings ⭐ ⭐ @Chelsearory]

Martyn Ziegler deserves a Pulitzer Prize for this. He has saved football. There is no way that Infantino survives now and it's all because Ziegler somehow broke the story. If he allowed Infantino to do this on his own timetable, having the time to have clandestine chats in smokefilled rooms maybe he would have got it through but Ziegler had other ideas and that's journalism. Superb.

[Adam J Edge @adamjedge]

Not a problem. I’m sure there’s space for Michael Green, Corinne Stockheath or Sebastian Fox

https://t.co/gngGCM6gas

[Chris Phillips @CJPhillips1982]

A real long shot but can people retweet this please.

Yesterday all my items were stolen in Eastbourne including my stats book which has 20 years worth of details in. Laptops, phones, clothes, shavers etc can all be replaced but this can’t and is useless to anyone else. It’s in a plastic folder you can see in the left hand side of this photo. Can anyone in that neck of the woods please keep an eye out. I’m gutted about this.

[Adam J Edge @adamjedge]

@mgshanks What about the Warm Homes Plan to help households reduce their energy bills? An entire industry has already gone because of fundamentally flawed reports based on a very small sample size and a Labour Party who were always opposed to the Energy Company Obligation

[Adam J Edge @adamjedge]

@energygovuk Any idea when you're actually going to tell anyone what's going on with the Warm Homes Plan or was it just a well presented 152 page document?

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

I appear to have just become an official Professor of Football Finance. Never thought it would happen when I started mucking around with spreadsheets many years ago.

Another nail in the coffin of jumpers for goalposts, but I'm over the moon.

Over to Sir Sean Dyche for a proper summary.

[Adam J Edge @adamjedge]

@KieranMaguire Congratulations Prof, you’ve surreptitiously taught a great number of people about accountancy and balance sheets. But, surely, it’s for Football Finance and Contributions to the Profanisaurus?

[Proper Football @ProperFootball8]

🎶 We've got some half-price playoff scarves

Cheaters in the long grass

TVs, camera phones

Ball games, Spyglass

And at a push

Hellberg's tactics from a mush hiding in a bush, Bush bush bush bush...🎶

"Get your limited edition playoff final scarves here, you know it makes sense!"

#HCAFC #HullCity #Hull #middlesbrough #Middlesbroughfc #UTB #Boro #southampton #Saint #EFLChampionship #playoffs #wembley

[Adam J Edge @adamjedge]

@IainDale They've actually lost their minds now

[Adam J Edge @adamjedge]

@PJTheEconomist It always starts as a "voluntary" scheme. But, no supermarket with their "razor thin" margins will do anything if it doesn't involve squeezing farmers even further

[Adam J Edge @adamjedge]

@ClaireCoutinho

[Adam J Edge @adamjedge]

@KemiBadenoch And now they want to cap food prices as well which will ineveitably lead to farmers being squeezed even further

[Adam J Edge @adamjedge]

@ray28882 @BBCNews @RachelReevesMP Sorry, did you say Red Rachel?

[Adam J Edge @adamjedge]

I'm assuming @JeremyClarkson that the idea of "reducing red tape" is just another government ploy to allow supermarkets to screw farmers over even more than they already have?

[Adam J Edge @adamjedge]

With news of Rachel Reeves proposing price controls on basic foodstuffs, I present your new Politbureau

[Adam J Edge @adamjedge]

@YourSouthend Looks like a Freemasons meeting

[Adam J Edge @adamjedge]

@arusbridger “And yet the hereditary system is all we have.” - That single sentence is Pythonesque. There are other systems such as an elected head of state who can be purely symbolic such as they have in Ireland. Just because that’s the system doesn’t mean we can’t grow up and change it.

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

Persian Spider-Man beats Keystone Cops to change Iranian flag at Iranian Embassy in London.