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Genuinely can’t wait for the revolution, bc there’s no way it isn’t coming eventually, right?

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@TexasGuyWDavis @JaguarNewton @TimRunsHisMouth You should get bombed.

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@AneesaTeni @reeceollld Because it’s Thomas Jefferson

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@FrEeDoMfOrCe33 @invis4yo This entire planet is literally getting bent over a barrel by billionaires and you’re defending them. Who’s the cuck, again?

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Bought a meatball flavored vape from Goodwill and now my arms won’t bend

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Any church that spends money on elaborate drone shows instead of feeding the poor is no church of Christ

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@crizpycreme From Texas, moved to CO, then had the gaul to move BACK to Texas during covid. Wtf is wrong with me?

[ApostateNate @MentallyNathan]

if you ever feel like a screwup, remember that half of Americans believe in Noah’s Ark

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@davepl1968 @mcsquared34 Billionaires don’t become billionaires on their own. They stole from those who work for them in the first place, and need to be held accountable.

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@MathewCarson11 @mcsquared34 It’s not envy, it’s empathy. No individual will ever NEED $500B. However, the systems in place to help those who have little to nothing DO need to be well funded to function properly. Any decent human being with an empathetic bone in their body can understand this.

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Shoot me

[al @fxingalx]

Gun to your head which Christianity branch are you picking to convert to?

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@Rykng187 @Roxyy11928 @meishato I’m a man and I think you’re a dork ass for thinking that what two consenting adults do with each other is anywhere even remotely close to sexualizing and raping children. They aren’t even in the same category by a country mile.

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇮🇪 BREAKING — Irish MP Gould:

“I Hope Netanyahu Burns in Hell.”

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They’re gonna kill this poor, incredible man

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

JUST IN: NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani confirms undocumented children will be included in the city’s universal daycare program.

NYC is choosing “kids first,” even when the politics get ugly.

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Easily the worst choice they ever made in their lives

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Mike Johnson: "I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy exactly one year before Roe. A lot of people tried to convince my very young parents that they should just take care of that problem. But I am eternally grateful that they allowed me the chance at life."

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

These fake-ass Christians are lucky God doesn’t exist.

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Think I give a fuckin shit what some AI slop maker wants me to do??

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella wants you to stop calling AI "slop" in 2026.

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@gamingwith_sb @DailyLoud God bless any offspring you produce. Those therapist visits they’ll definitely need start getting expensive after a while.

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@willdeanyo @DailyLoud Abuse is never justified, bozo.

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@SaffronHawk @DailyLoud Probably because it’s straight up child abuse