Adam Augustyn

[hazel norwood @wreckette]

nolan can’t write for shit. for instance, in interstellar he completely misses the very obvious opportunity to have matthew mcconnaughey say “they keep getting older and i stay the same age”

[c ✨ @marxiners]

the odyssey is a great reminder as to why you never piss off poseidon and then here are your seattle mariners with a disrespectful upside down trident we are never winning anything

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

They should cast Ryan Gosling as Booster Gold and Russell Crowe as Ted Kord and it’s set in 1970s LA and they’re private detectives and it’s directed by Shane Black and they don’t wear their costumes and they can call it The Nice Guys 2

[Red Drummarts @redrummarts]

I like that part in Lost Highway where that creepy dude tells him he's at his house and Bill Pullman's response is just "that's fucking crazy man"

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

never, EVER thought I'd find a use for this one

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one

[Adam Augustyn @AdamMAugustyn]

@willmenaker Been a big fan for so long, but I'm especially digging you gassing up the greatest American film lately!

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Leaked copy of Travis Kelce’s wedding vows

[Robert Skvarla @RobertSkvarla]

America 250 is going well

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

We must be doing something right to last 200 years!

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[ØSØ @OsoBlanc0]

The real reason Minor Threat broke up is because everyone in the band but Ian got really into U2. That’s not a joke

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Can't stop thinking about Elon Musk, the wealthiest man alive worth $828 billion, spending $290 million to elect Trump, becoming $563 billion richer since Trump was elected and ending humanitarian aid that will lead to the deaths of 4.5 million of the poorest kids on the planet.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

the tech world has genuinely not grappled with how many people
despise them and what they make

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

I’m such a bad stalker man. Like where are you

[pxt @paulxt]

Truly wonderful Freudian slip in here

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

Some of yall love acting like SGA having a good game is a referendum on any complaints about him. He has many good games he’s an all time guard that’s why we complain! It’s like watching Sherlock Holmes plant drugs on suspects

[Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @GraceOnFootball]

this film being a hit feels like one of the more morally repugnant cultural moments of my lifetime

[Adam Augustyn @AdamMAugustyn]

@realJackEason Saw MBV at the Aragon and they handed out mandatory earplugs. My gf still had to leave an hour in bc she was so nauseous. Amazing show.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

(Trying to impress my mouse date) And let’s do a big piece of cheese for the table as well