adam carpenter

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Stephen Bear jailed for harassing ex-partner Harrison https://t.co/GI5t1W02le

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@Xbox @WonkaMovie Yum

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@UbisoftSupport When will odyssey rewards be supported by ubisoft connect?

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IPSA: Stop MP pay rise in April 2021 - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/eF4uBU3jLj via @UKChange

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@rickygervais Well said, and a message to all politicians who in my opinion only truly act in whatever way benefits themselves and with contempt for everyone else.

[adam carpenter @adampcarpenter]

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 1180! #WordBrain #words

[adam carpenter @adampcarpenter]

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 1062! #WordBrain #words

[Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey]

When you know you live in a posh area...

Via @ThePoke

[adam carpenter @adampcarpenter]

@EASPORTSFIFA @premierleague Arsenal

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http://t.co/c5ZQn3dqtT For tax purposes, my carpe is now per diem.

[adam carpenter @adampcarpenter]

http://t.co/6ywMtNTISs A real "nonstop flight" would be terrifying.

[adam carpenter @adampcarpenter]

I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/rXqjYT1iX2

[adam carpenter @adampcarpenter]

Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/FnD4bu0PhW

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http://t.co/iRNUtgJN I don't go to the mailbox because that's where the Responsibility Monster lives.

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Don't tease fat girls; elephants never forget. http://t.co/6IxzPvSg

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Yum yum sea urchin

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The second best "asm" is "sarc." http://t.co/foXInNar

[adam carpenter @adampcarpenter]

The hangover 2 is hilarious

[adam carpenter @adampcarpenter]

@AJSC8 nah she just generally against them, I could built little hutch on balc