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[Adam Pfeifer @adampfeifer8]

This picture of me throwing a Haitian child into the air might be the funniest thing I've ever seen

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I love when you can pinpoint the exact moment a Goliath has decided the smaller team holding them scoreless has stopped being kinda funny and they’re now the maddest they’ve been in their whole lives.

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Adam Pfeifer @adampfeifer8]

@84and0 Already sucks

[Adam Pfeifer @adampfeifer8]

@MattW_MM @DonShelby__ said this recently while talking to Kiyan. We should’ve sold Rodrygo 2 years ago for upwards of 80mil. Now he’s effectively unsellable. These players are ultimately assets; it’s no different than holding onto an investment until it craters and you can’t sell it

[Adam Pfeifer @adampfeifer8]

@traderboog @buccocapital There’s a Larry David biography coming out this year??

[Trunks @trunksRM7]

Íbamos a 7 puntos del FC Barcelona en liga, (ganando este clásico)

Estábamos segundos en champions..

Mbappé y todos los jugadores estaban volando y todo iba genial.. 13 victorias en 14 partidos..

Jamás lo perdonaré.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

Bo Burnham's Inside is not only the best piece of art about COVID, it's probably the defining piece of art for the 2020s (not the best piece of art, but the one that is most quintessentially of this time)

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

maga are cattle btw. totally owned by parasitic capital. they said they were voting for trump for no new wars, releasing the epstein files, & getting prices down. not one of those things happened & they still love him. barely sentient peasant brained losers.

[Adam Pfeifer @adampfeifer8]

@WingedWheelPod @geargeekhockey @pfeif_city @Pfeifer_14

[Winged Wheel Podcast @WingedWheelPod]

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[getPucksDeeeeeeep @BeeTEE15]

Olympic Hockey:

- the games start on time
- no animated fake ads on the boards
- no ads superimposed on the ice or glass
- no gambling ads shoved in your face
- no live betting odds
- no broadcast sponsored parlays
- no ads on jerseys or helmets

fix your game @NHL

[Adam Pfeifer @adampfeifer8]

@FriedgeHNIC @heatdaddy69420 You’re clearly watching a YouTube tutorial of how to get rid of raccoons

[Adam Pfeifer @adampfeifer8]

@UtahMammoth_PR @utahmammoth Is Durzi playing?

[Jonny G 🇺🇦 @dontforgetchaos]

I make no apology for posting this photo. I think it’s a photo that will haunt America in the years to come.

This is what you have become. If you defend this, have a word with yourself.

[fan 🇵🇹 @NoodleHairCR7]

The greatest 3 minutes in Real Madrid history

[Adam Pfeifer @adampfeifer8]

@BizNasty2point0 Leafs aren’t making the playoffs loser

[Adam Pfeifer @adampfeifer8]

@MattW_MM Need you on the pod more regularly Matt!

[Adam Pfeifer @adampfeifer8]

@LCArena_Detroit There are still empty lots and unfinished foundations adjacent, today, in 2026. Thanks for taking the city’s tax subsidies though

[Adam Pfeifer @adampfeifer8]

In a similar vein, there is a funny story from when Lidstrom first joined the team. Lidstrom didn’t know much about Gordie Howe and said he wanted to wear #9 when asked. The trainer famously had to break the news by saying “…kid, that ain’t gonna happen”

[Adam Pfeifer @adampfeifer8]

@FriedgeHNIC I like your take on Konstantinov. Re: his number retirement, there are certain numbers in Detroit that are “unofficially” out of circulation. No one has worn 16 since Vladdy’s accident, much like 91 since Fedorov left, and 13 and 40 for Datsyuk/Zetterberg