Jackson Berg

Part Time Chicken Farmer

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."

Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."

Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."

You: "That's not—"

Government: "File by May 15."

[Roberto Shenanigans @Rob_Shenanigans]

DeWine sold us out. These AI data centers ruin the environment and make people sick with all their air & water pollution.

[U.S. Open @usopengolf]

A place history never forgets.

The U.S. Open will return to Inverness Club in 2045.

[redpillbot @redpillb0t]

Obama was a CIA asset put in place to destroy the US.

Occidental College records -- SEALED
Columbia College records -- SEALED
Columbia Thesis paper -- SEALED
Harvard College records -- SEALED
Selective Service Registration -- SEALED
Medical records -- SEALED
Illinois State Senate schedule -- SEALED
Law practice client list -- SEALED
Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- SEALED
Signed Endorsed paper Certification of Live Birth -- SEALED
Baptism record -- SEALED
Michelle Obama can no longer practice law as an attorney why?
Michelle has 22 assistants, when other first Ladies had only one?

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you can’t You don’t
handle me deserve me at
at my worst my other worst

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

We live in a fabricated reality

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

They wanted to require a vax card to get into restaurants, but voter ID is where they draw the line?

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

What an awesome round at the Inverness Club in Toledo with @ToledoFB HC Jason Candle!!

[Jackson Berg @jackbergjack]

Me now that RFK is in office

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

South Sudanese Mundari use branches or tree sticks as natural toothbrushes. They chew the tip until it comes apart, forming piglets, and then use it to clean their teeth. This method also helps to keep the breath fresh thanks to the antibacterial properties of certain woods.

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

An endangered species for certain

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Tommy Boy turns 30 today

Just a kid from Sandusky, Ohio

What a classic

RIP Chris Farley

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

“JACK MEHOF” opening up a new Publix is legendary 😂

[Jackson Berg @jackbergjack]

“Back in Nam”

[Jim Williams Sr. @gatorjim352]

Gramps is in heaven rn

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

welcome back to mid-day news

[DJHS Girls Basketball @DJgirlsbball]

Congratulations to head coach Karli Burkett for your OCC COY honor!!! This is only Coach Burkett’s third season and she earned this after an incredibly difficult year for her, Pete, and JD. She truly embodies what it means to #DoHardBetter 💚 Go Celts! #JDSTRONG

[Jackson Berg @jackbergjack]

Idk why my stomach is so upset. I only had 2 for $6.99 Arby’s Surf & Turf for lunch

[🐾 @prodT4S]

my favorite tweet of 2024

[Wesley Hunt @WesleyHuntTX]

After 4 YEARS OF THIS.

Now ABC News is asking, “who’s in charge.”

Are you joking?