"Decisions are constantly before us. To make them wisely, courage is needed—the courage to say no, the courage to say yes. Decisions do determine destiny." - President Thomas S. Monson
Jim, ur 6’11 and you weigh 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than u. Boom, roasted. Dwight, ur a kiss ass. Boom, roasted. Pam, u failed art school. Boom, roasted. Meredith, you’ve slept with so many guys, ur starting to look like one. Boom, roasted. Kevin, I can’t decide betw
Creed, ur teeth called, ur breath stinks. Boom, roasted. Where’s Angela? There u are, I didn’t see u there behind that grain of rice. Boom, roasted. Stanley, u crush ur wife during sex and ur heart sucks. Boom, roasted. Oscar, ur gay. Andy, Cornell called, they think you suck
Slam... poetry. Yelling! Angry! Waving my hands a LOT! Specific point of view on THINGS! Cynthia! Cyn-thi-a! Jesus died for our sin-thi-as! Jesus cried, runaway bride. Julia Roberts! Julia Rob... hurts! Cynthia! Ooh, Cynthia. You're dead. You are dead. Bop boop beep bop bop boop.