Adam Schwartz

Being Jewish isn’t my only identity. I can also sing.

[Adam Schwartz @adamschwartz__]

Ben Schwartz has the same last name as me.

[Adam Schwartz @adamschwartz__]

Ja Morant rn

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

You can tell who’s actually laid back at a party by just casually taking a gun out

[Adam Schwartz @adamschwartz__]

Rihanna’s backup dancers out here reppin fenty x minutemen

[Adam Schwartz @adamschwartz__]

Loving IS easy! Especially when you don’t need consent.

[Adam Schwartz @adamschwartz__]

At Rosh Hashanah services and all I can think about is the 2008 Miami Boys Choir 😩😩

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Meghan Markle must be the happiest granddaughter-in-law in the world right now

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@DylanSchmidt286 Why do you hurt me 🤓

[Adam Schwartz @adamschwartz__]

@DylanSchmidt286 To run across a stage in a funny way

[Adam Schwartz @adamschwartz__]

@jacksonrinkes Name tag is a first day of school must

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@DylanSchmidt286 @CashmanRyan He’s spitting facts dylan. I am NOT the only Kohl’s Cash Goblin.

[Adam Schwartz @adamschwartz__]

@Twisted_Thicc Ya ever fart on accident and you're like "I should make another fart on purpose so they think it wasn't a fart" but then you realize people are just gonna think you farted again? Me too

[habs @h4b5797]

i cannot do this rn
#StrangerThings

[Adam Schwartz @adamschwartz__]

When you’re going to the bathroom and you forget your phone in the other room

[Adam Schwartz @adamschwartz__]

Music for a Ant Farm
Sushi Restaurant 🤝 Theme Song

[Adam Schwartz @adamschwartz__]

Drinking matcha makes me feel like a cow grazing in a field #moo #bitchimacow #dojaisqueen

[Adam Schwartz @adamschwartz__]

@pershishere I’m a man of the people

[Persh Mogs @pershishere]

@adamschwartz__ bro how tf are you in every goddamn club...

[𝘙𝘈𝘠 ✮ @ray_f13]

Shrek on theme at the 2022 #MetGala red carpet #MetGala2022

[Adam Schwartz @adamschwartz__]

@tallestmatt ratio

[Dylan @DylanSchmidt286]

@lizzycoxx exploding is so out, imploding is in

[Shadowbox Players @thesbplayers]

YO YO YO! Last Joker’s improv show if the year is coming up Friday April 8th at 7:00 pm in the lecture hall 🎟 $5 😉