Sam Adams

Sea 🛬 NY \ 31 \ he : him

[Sam Adams @adamssam93]

@ArshSoni You are literally one of the dumbest fucking people I’ve ever encountered on this website. Please save your future generations the suffering of being your spawn and play in traffic!

[jár @jarodzsz]

watching love island feels like what i imagine being in remedial math class feels like

[Sam Adams @adamssam93]

@elsathora are you
Visiting NYC??

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[Cleo🏳️‍⚧️‼️ @rxttlesnake]

hey big dawg what the holy fuck is salad cream

[chili / benny ⋆˚꩜｡ HUCK HOUND & MEDIC LOVER @bbunnypistols]

i dont know if this counts but im still mad this isnt a real song

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

Hoe just called me a narcissist so I googled the meaning and it sounded like a real nigga to me

[Jake @JakeWally]

I do really have a genuine hatred in my heart for mr antonoff

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

RT for a chance to win our new look!

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[Sam Adams @adamssam93]

Flavor flav and his show “flavor of love” being directly responsible for Donald trumps presidency

[` @ymmayerr]

If you got paid $50K to talk about 1 subject for 4 hours straight, what would you talk about ??

[Dina @Dinaemyra]

An eye for an eye A son for a son

[lana al gaib @indiehamlet]

nothing to smile about right now

[PowVibes @powvibess]

a process cannot be understood by stopping it.

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

Bummer you couldn’t make it last night! We all got together and talked about the hidden part of you that is worthless and unloveable, how we’ve all finally noticed it and now we’re slowly distancing ourselves from you. We did karaoke too

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

ty cobb (.366)- “legend” “best to ever do it” “🐐🐐🐐”

punxsutawney phil (.390)- “washed” “he sucks” “let’s kill him with rocks”

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Being roommates with my rich elderly grandma is a passive income cheat code

[Dr Zeddus @DrZeddus]

I genuinely can’t afford to fuck around anymore I see you cowboy Patrick

[pkmn trainer britt @championsynthia]

the breakup that happens because you two are on different pages and not because you hate eachother hurts in different ways i didn’t know possible