Adam Winter

Sometimes I'm funny. Sometimes I'm stupid. I'd rather be outside. Let's go thrifting.

[Adam Winter @adamwinter92]

I hate that, as I get older, #coffeepoops have almost become a chore.

[Adam Winter @adamwinter92]

Since the coffee in the caf is terrible, I am temporarily suspending #coffeepoops . I now introduce, #oatmealpoops

[Adam Winter @adamwinter92]

I wonder if people will read this.

[Adam Winter @adamwinter92]

Losing weight is so simple with this new trick. http://t.co/yxcPGSAa6d

[Adam Winter @adamwinter92]

@kaitlin_heik ummm...this is kinda awkward...I'm sorry

[Adam Winter @adamwinter92]

#VikingsMobile

[Adam Winter @adamwinter92]

“@DonaldGlover: "because the internet"

available winter break.”

The Great Gambino has returned. @dersnilsen

[Adam Winter @adamwinter92]

All my Wiccas look witch as fuck.

[Adam Winter @adamwinter92]

I don't care about Avogadro's number. I care about Avocado's number. #gimmesomeguacamole

[Adam Winter @adamwinter92]

Straight cash, homie

[Adam Winter @adamwinter92]

@DustinHruby Funny you mention that... #coffeepoop

[Adam Winter @adamwinter92]

After my summer break I'm back, Twitter. And funnier than ever. #lookout

[Adam Winter @adamwinter92]

@ashleycellis @abussewitz10 I've been building up more if you want round 2.

[Adam Winter @adamwinter92]

@kaitlin_heik someone had to laugh at you for my being able to speak correctly.

[Adam Winter @adamwinter92]

@kaitlin_heik not my fault...

[Adam Winter @adamwinter92]

@kaitlin_heik I left a Facebook status, broz

[Adam Winter @adamwinter92]

Let freedom ring.

[Adam Winter @adamwinter92]

Probably the best part of my day has been when the Subway guy smiled after I said, "American cheese...obviously." #4thofjulyjokes