Adarsh Atal

Copywriter. Gunner. Only on Twitter to retweet things I like.

[Hemant Mohapatra @MohapatraHemant]

The curse of discipline is that every day looks the same. The curse of indiscipline is that every year does.

[Richard @afc_richard]

Everytime Arsenal have lost a pre season game at the Emirates Stadium by the scoreline of 2 goals to 3, against a European team who traditionally play in yellow, and our second goal being a penalty, we have gone on to win the league that season….

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

If vaginal dryness was a person.

[brandon* @brndxix]

muscle memory kicked in

[Sakshi Narula @mssakshinarula]

Monisha beta " I have monetized" bolo, "I really wish he was a dictator" is too middle class.

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

this person is trying to kill the president @police

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[Sick Sad World @YesYoureRacist]

I am sure Christopher Nolan is a good guy, but if I was married to someone who made THREE whole-ass movies about a guy who throws it all away to run away with Anne Hathaway then buddy I WOULD HAVE QUESTIONS

[L7 | Petey @peteyburn]

Kinda funny that if ur religion loses enough wars it gets downgraded to mythology after a generation or two

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.

[• @yducknow]

When that turn just a lil too hard

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

This son of a bitch, these could have been data centers

[Victoria @cozyvictoria]

Someone sneezed so I said bless you & then I sneezed literally a minute later & she didn’t say it back. Be careful out there guys there’s a lot of evil spirited people walking among us in society

[William Guppy @w_guppy]

You can drink nothing and be mediocre, or you can drink heavily and be "a potentially brilliant mind ruined by alcohol".

[julia @juumelo_]

drinking beer isn’t bad for me because my body is a machine that converts alcohol into love & kindness

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

Sorry I do not reach out as often as I used to, I have been second guessing my career path,debating my life choices,and sleeping in any free time I get to escape the reality that is my life.

[Sri Ranga ಶ್ರೀರಂಗ @sriranga92]

Kamal Hassan in Dashavataram.

[Noubari @Noubariii]

Es más probable que el Tottenham gane un Oscar

[BMS | barbie @barotws]

J’en ai marre de vivre dans la souffrance depuis 27 ans à cause d’une erreur médicale à ma naissance (on m’a coupé le cordon au lieu de me trancher la gorge)

[𝐁𝐈𝐉𝐔 ™️ @Bijutweetz]

Hiran scene would have broken the sound barrier of cheers 😭😭😭😭😭