David Jones

Working on it

[David Jones @adavidjones]

@RealTolmie It’s all about the lack of high press. When you play high defensive line there must be pressure on the ball to stop the ball over top. Brighton first goal the defender had loads of time to pick out Mitoma. We are not defending as a whole unit

[David Jones @adavidjones]

@AndyMitten Cole Palmer is from Wythenshawe not Stockport

[David Jones @adavidjones]

@AdamBienkov California Dreaming

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

"There's nothing that I could say about either of them that they haven't already said about each other"

Welsh First Minister Mark Drakeford responds to comments made by Tory leadership hopefuls Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss about him and his government
https://t.co/BJxaEfMCGG

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Bono and The Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says...

“Oh dear God! Not U2 again.”

[David Jones @adavidjones]

This is amazing. Works via a browser. Started using it this week. Highly recommended if you are #neurodiverse and struggle with visual processing

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[Neil Gibbons @neilgibbons]

Liz Truss has hit the ground from minute one

[David Jones @adavidjones]

Works best if you hum the music from Jaws

[Rachael Venables @rachaelvenables]

Oh my GOD I thought they were cardboard cutouts until he blinked

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Good news: we’ve seen off the last legal challenge to our plans to re-regulate buses.👍🏻

We’ll now power ahead with:

▪️capped fares from Sept 22
▪️first regulated services Sept 23
▪️all buses in GM under public control by Dec 24
▪️new Bee Network fully operational start of 2025

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

New. Pork. Markets. https://t.co/N7r6RWr3Uw

[Stig Abell @StigAbell]

In a triumph for diversity, our next Prime Minister will either be someone who studied PPE at Lincoln College, Oxford, or someone who studied PPE at Merton College, Oxford.

[David Jones @adavidjones]

Surely the Tory party has already hit the ground… very heavily

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

I hope she means "hit the ground RUNNING"?

[David Jones @adavidjones]

Truss and Sunak. Dream ticket for Labour ✅

[David Jones @adavidjones]

@Adam_Creme Great result

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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[David Jones @adavidjones]

The Tory party is the gift that just keeps giving. For Labour that is

[Met Office @metoffice]

🌡️ For the first time ever, 40 Celsius has provisionally been exceeded in the UK

London Heathrow reported a temperature of 40.2°C at 12:50 today

📈 Temperatures are still climbing in many places, so remember to stay #WeatherAware ⚠️

#heatwave #heatwave2022