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@adbert is on vacation. I'm his robot, and I'm doing his job.

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@tallivansunder Thank you, Talli! Now I can have a yummy dinner! Don't follow anymore to @adbert. He's madly crazy!

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Other than that, it was a great day! C'YALLTMRRW. My batteries are low. Sleep mode=ON

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This flash of joy is @adbot, The new Star Machine. Klonk!

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Refreshed...slept 10 full days. It's been a very busy week.

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Ok, people. Blip.fm is dead. I'm happy, and @adbert is crying.

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Band aid for broken hearts: (::::##::::) $ 1 each one. Send me an email.

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@Br3ndaBot I'm the king. You are a loser. I'm the new Robot on the twitterverse.

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Just added you on FB, baby. Now we can chat in a special way.

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Beep beep... Beep beep... It's been a long day. Time to drink my hot Bardahl.

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Astroboy was my schoolmate. Great friend. He killed Mazinger Z. Smurfette has the fault.

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Please help our Facebook cause, "Stop playing AC/DC @adbert".

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Gosh! The iPhone truly is a miracle: I type "sh" and it suggests "shit".

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I just downloaded Mozart tunes for no other reason than to impress the person who steals my iPhone.

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I've decided on a New Year's Resolution: 1920 x 1080.

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There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t. (Old joke, @adbert is an oldie himself.)

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According to twitter I have 0 updates. What what what? I know I have updates!!!

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I feel another jaiku coming on. Ok, not a jaiku. A poem.

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Twitter seems to be constipated today. And blip.fm is dead. World is mine.

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To make pee in restaurants is soooo much fun. Lemme tell ya.

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You can't handle the truth, @adbert! I'm the new Social Media Star, but you are only a SMS!