Adam Browning

AdsML Infra @google; I help teach sand to think

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@TimothyImholt Ice is back with a brand new invention

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@TimothyImholt Is it just me, or does he look like John Travolta in that pic?

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@blind_via Rake?

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@ChShersh When entering a building, "please use revolving door" and "please revolve using door" are the same

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@Kica333 Park on them. 2 birds, 1 stone

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@lauriewired @GergelyOrosz They didn't exist. History books are a lie that everyone agreed to perpetuate in the late 70s.

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@TimothyImholt Did you say 'youts'?

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@NatashaCL7 I think we get the impression that more people are horrible than actually are, because they're louder and social media amplifies the horrible ones

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@MissAlly_01 The two liter bottles are so, so rough

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Restaurant idea: a sandwich shop like Au Bon Pain, but catering to old folks. It'd be called Ow, Bone Pain

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@TimothyImholt Why settle for being a puny little king? Authors are the gods of their worlds

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@lemire I think the answer is a definite some. Programmers won't all be obsolete, but building CRUD apps won't require them

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@kmcnam1 It's not documented, but hand-washing will kill you and end the loop

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@rebekah_creates @TimothyImholt The SyFy Channel will be beating down your door for the movie rights!

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@TimothyImholt @rebekah_creates Ooh, a black hole opens up in the middle of the city and, instead of spaghettifying everyone, deposits a herd of velociraptors! In a tornado! A velociraptonado!

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@MartinkaMichael Quantum tunnelling?

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@nomadgeist She's hot, but there's not enough hot in the world to justify doing that to your family. I mean, seriously, being seen at a Coldplay concert?

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@TimothyImholt @DKagemann Hell, if you _hit_ there's a good chance it'll go through the rest of your house

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@TimothyImholt @DKagemann If you're looking for the noise to put the fear of God into someone, go for a .50 bolt action.

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@TimothyImholt @DieinPlace They are definitely master baiters