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[riss @addictcab]

friendly reminder that this account doubles as a jim halpert appreciation account. look how mf cute

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

I’m not even kidding you guys, the reflecting pool is my favorite story of the entire year so far. This gift just keeps on GIVING

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

both of them dying because they didn’t listen to their mother

[riss @addictcab]

B. michigan beaches AND chicago? perfect

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

You have a month long vacation in the Midwest this summer. You can’t leave the zone you pick. Where are you going?

[Dana @danaoneika]

before house of dragons begins, i support rhaenyra’s rights and especially her wrongs. burn it down queen. #HOTD

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

and if you see me celebrating the fourth of july it’s because I want a hot dog not because I support the government

[Kenzie Nation @_KenzieNation]

need Love Island to remember it's a dating show and a comedy sometimes. bring back fun challenges like this immediately. 🫠 #loveislandusa

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

No other country could handle the Michigan vs Ohio State rivalry.

[riss @addictcab]

i fail to see how this is any different than spreading butter on bread. it’s an oil. why are we thinking this is insane?

[Redd @ReddCinema]

just using straight up olive oil as a dip for bread is absolutely insane 😭😭

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Oh good, the Strait of Hormuz is closed again.

Ceasefire lasted less than a Scaramucci

[riss @addictcab]

because they aren’t eating food. and alcohol alters how the liver metabolizes nutrients, especially as the damage progresses. cirrhosis is catabolic.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

genuinely how are alcoholics so skinny when alcohol is THAT calorie dense 😭 the math isn’t adding up for me

[riss @addictcab]

there would be no AI without humans. and unfortunately for super villain jeff, humans ARE like 70% water. and the animals/plants we need to consume to live also require water. which is necessary for life. what isn’t? fucking artificial intelligence. fuck OFF.

[TVP @Theveripost]

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos says human water consumption is limiting Al's potential

[goma @soigomaa]

Days without a billionaire saying something purely evil: 0

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

BATTLE OF THE BASTARDS premiered 10 years ago today. ⚔️

Widely regarded as one of television’s greatest episodes, the GAME OF THRONES spectacle won multiple Emmys and set a new standard for large-scale action on the small screen. 🐺🔥👑

[riss @addictcab]

lookin like my good man steve irwin

[deni @fiagirly]

Lewis Hamilton sits front row at the Ralph Lauren 2027 Menswear Show in Milan. ✨

[woof 🐶 @intellectuwoof]

reject modernity (ai slop), embrace 2016 internet humor (dogs and poorly edited memes)

[Amy @AmysGotBirds]

I hate it when people blame Trump's shortcomings on dementia, because he was such a piece of shit when he was young, too.

[Dawn @_dawnmontgomery]

Him winding up 🥹

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Idk but Michelle Obama telling Barack “You told me all those years ago that you couldn't promise me the world, but you could promise me an interesting life. And, of course you outdid yourself and managed to give me both." is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard someone say to another 🥹

[riss @addictcab]

AND WHAT A DAY IT WAS

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Battle of the Bastards’ premiered 10 years ago today on ‘GAME OF THRONES.’

[✨amanda✨ @luvu2golka]

the ai slop epidemic in small food stands and restaurants needs to be dealt with like give me a grainy iphone pic of a burger any day do not show me the slop and also charge me $19