Canadian Tiger

[Canadian Tiger @AddictedToNaps]

Setting my clocks ahead several minutes hasn't helped me be more punctual, it only made me better at math.

[Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑 @MyLastChance8]

It do be like that!😂😭😂

[Canadian Tiger @AddictedToNaps]

@MyLastChance8 It's disappearing, I'm afraid. I need to fatten up! 😅

[Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑 @MyLastChance8]

Y'all worried about politics and Olympics.

I'm worried shrinkflation is going to under stuff my Oreos.

[Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑 @MyLastChance8]

When you realize how many Americans never learned Greek mythology.

[Canadian Tiger @AddictedToNaps]

@Donsterdamus "Autocorrect", not "Autocomplete". 🧐

[Canadian Tiger @AddictedToNaps]

What do you get when you take the p and the f out of perfection? Because my autocorrect sure knows the answer.

[Kayla @RebelWiACause]

Privacy is power. What people don't know, they can't ruin.

[Canadian Tiger @AddictedToNaps]

@Sir82814803 I love that video!

"Could be a deer, dough."

😆

[Canadian Tiger @AddictedToNaps]

@Sir82814803 I'll be honest. My friend who lives south of the border said this and I begged her if I could tweet it.

But she and I are cut from the same cloth, so I'll accept your compliments. Thank you. 😉

[Canadian Tiger @AddictedToNaps]

@MyLastChance8 I thought you were cooking. That would explain why you're a little farther from the stove than usual.

[Cat From Nowhere @kv8]

By the way, you can call me Your Excellency if you want.

[Canadian Tiger @AddictedToNaps]

@MyLastChance8 It's coming along... I swear!

[Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑 @MyLastChance8]

Societies reset button must be a clit.

[Μαρια Κιτρινη @greek_heanen]

When you say goodnight to everyone but then you have to go back like an idiot👎

[Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑 @MyLastChance8]

Well you crazy fuckers, I'm back.

Now let's see how long it takes for my girlfriend to notice.

[Canadian Tiger @AddictedToNaps]

@Donsterdamus I laughed out loud at this!

[Canadian Tiger @AddictedToNaps]

I just fit into a pair of size six pants so I think we can all prepare for the apocalypse now.

[Canadian Tiger @AddictedToNaps]

@MyLastChance8 Don't worry. My phenomenal ass will melt all that.