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[Scare-ed Skullnick @jaredskolnick]

congrats to all the “you’re taking it out of context” posters

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

How can we play soccer against whales when they don’t even have feet

[Ｎ 𝔼 Ø @UpdatesByNeo]

my answer to the question “would you like a receipt” is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time

[mitch @limitedmitch]

If you want to feel desperately sad today, Tony Hawk has been sporadically doing tricks “for the last time ever” on his Instagram

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

there should be a streaming service called “movies” and it has every movie

[Julie Greiner @JulieAbridged]

when I get a Jeopardy question wrong it is because that information doesn’t matter

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

I hate networking

[pj @pjayevans]

shit is wild

[tom @pilau]

interviewer: why do you want this job

me: I need money to buy food

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Just put Skype out of business

[pey @peydayreed]

New Girl is like, not even just underrated or slept on, like it’s straight up ACTUALLY one of the funniest shows ever and it doesn’t get even close to the respect it deserves

[orfeu leticia @apolobelvedere]

this picture made me very happy

[Biniam Bizuneh @biniambiz]

The city of San Diego accidentally setting off all the fireworks at once will always be funny to me

[𝚔𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 😁 @k3v1nryan]

me whenever i see a sunset: