maybe: addie

putting the fun in dysfunctional since ‘96 babeyyyyy

[maybe: addie @addiedavis52]

Imagine trying to date with gas prices at $3.59 a gallon right now

[maybe: addie @addiedavis52]

Classroom QOTD:
Student 1: "hey you"
Student 2: "In my opinion, YOU is a Chinese name"

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

i once got bottomless mimosas and when the check came i found out this place did not in fact do bottomless mimosas

[wengel @wengelll]

the CDC says fully vaccinated individuals can now enter the danimals sweepstakes to win a trip to hollywood and hang out with zack and cody

[Kolleen @littlewhitty]

Dan Crenshaw’s (R-TX) district is what we mean when we say gerrymandering is a problem.

[maybe: addie @addiedavis52]

You don’t say

[maybe: addie @addiedavis52]

I spent 2 years of my college education studying biology, ecology, and biodiversity just to take a teaching exam and fail by ONE POINT because I forgot all of it 🙃

[Taylor✨ @_LoyalTee__]

Today was for my big brother! Happy 3rd Heavenly Birthday, LilRod. Your legacy lives through me💜🧡

[maybe: addie @addiedavis52]

she screm

[War Eagle Track & Field @ORHS_Track]

Congratulations to Angie Sahagun for placing 2nd in Region 2 6A Shot Put with a throw of 41’ 6” !!

[War Eagle Track & Field @ORHS_Track]

Congratulations to Kendall Starika for placing 1st in Region 2 6A Discus with a throw of 143’ 9” and to Angie Sahagun for placing 4th with a throw of 131’ !!

[maybe: addie @addiedavis52]

A man could get his balls and prostate checked by the homeless guy in the alley but for women it’s time consuming and expensive AND FOR WHAT???? A CHILD??? PURE SCAMS

[maybe: addie @addiedavis52]

Hi my name is Addie and I need to VENT. I contacted my OB today because I’m having ✨female issues✨ with the IUD she put in.

[maybe: addie @addiedavis52]

MADAM I’m feeling pain similar to child birth and I AINT BIRTHED NO CHILLENS YET

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Being alive is very time consuming

[no @zedonarrival]

i can't watch war movies without thinking about how the horses didn't sign up for any of that

[🎈paniwise 🤡 @danipike77]

fluctuating violently between “things are looking up!” and “nothing has meaning!”