Alex

Amateur explorer | Doc | Coffee shop bum | 🏳️‍🌈

[Alex @adefabio3]

so i’m at a coffee shop and i’m reading for work. a guy came up to me and tells me he’s a pre-med junior at OSU if i have any questions, to text him & gave me his number. i was so impressed by his confidence i couldn’t even get it out that i’m a doctor.

[Alex @adefabio3]

@opensea needs to fix this @0xjira @S97191023 @Crypto_AMart @mire_nft @kkmlchan @sxnshinebruhh

[Alex @adefabio3]

1. Women are wild.
2. Leo’s are scary
3. Leo women should be left alone in the wild.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[Alex @adefabio3]

Do we stay in Ohio because cost of living is low and just travel multiple times a month or do we just leave?

[Alex @adefabio3]

Went in for an oil change and walked out with the new hybrid wrangler, why am I like this?

[Alex @adefabio3]

When your administration places you in the hella gay-friendly neighborhood for your first assignment.

[Alex @adefabio3]

Y’all — i accidentally choked on water at the gym & had a coughing fit. It was almost a whole ass code 2319.

[Alex @adefabio3]

@Laur_Calhoun hot mama comin thru!!

[Alex @adefabio3]

A patient called me a “dumb little bitch elf” because I wouldn’t give him a medication that actually increases mortality in his condition.

[Alex @adefabio3]

A resident was lecturing today about sexuality and stated that she believes homosexuality is a mental illness and went on to discuss her suggestions for treatment.

I still have not addressed her for fear that I won’t be able to control the words leaving my mouth.

[Alex @adefabio3]

@devyyyyne but like, why is it a musical now…?

[Alex @adefabio3]

@averylondon_ you look stunning!!!!

[Alex @adefabio3]

Met a 9 year old girl that’s wearing a suit to a wedding ceremony tomorrow during the rehearsal dinner. Currently On my way to buy a suite to match, stay tuned.

[Alex @adefabio3]

Y’all I interviewed for my first big kid doctor job and it was me on one end of a board table in a mask and suit hyperventilating in a 80 degree room with 7 people on the other end staring at me… What kind of torture is the adult world?

[Alex @adefabio3]

Not me being incredibly indecisive and applying to jobs in Cleveland, San Diego, Seattle and Boston…

[Alex @adefabio3]

Gotta be honest, buying a house, mowing the lawn, power washing the house, not having an in house gym or pool… kind of overrated after experiencing both 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Alex @adefabio3]

I’m lecturing paramedics this morning & a man really came up to me and told me I’m too cute to be a doctor and that it would have been easier to marry one so I didn’t have to work…..

[Alex @adefabio3]

what do we do every time we feel stuck & get overwhelmed? Go to thera....... expedia and buy a one way ticket to a different country. Will I ever change? probably not.

[Alex @adefabio3]

@drhodezz girl, preach.

[Alex @adefabio3]

@RaeA110 im available regardless of weather 😏

[Alex @adefabio3]

@LKNavBarnes right?!

[Alex @adefabio3]

@LKNavBarnes

[Curtis @ckimberlinjr]

10 years ago today.