An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - Grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know Shit?"
βIf you have the right to be a non-believer...I have the right to believe in God. Stop advertising atheism for once.β And then she went back to reading her book..
ππ Dad meets his 17yo sonβs girlfriendβ¦ theyβre playing board games, she says her great-grandma lives right by them and still does everything herself.
Dad: βFor real? How old is she?β
She hits him with:
Mom = 34
Grandma = 53
Great-Grandma = 69
Man said he laughed it off during the game then pulled his son in the room for a FULL HOUR AND A HALF TALK when she left ππ
The math on this family tree is doing TOO MUCH.