Derv

I identify as an ostrich.

[Derv @adevon23]

Born to B negative

[Derv @adevon23]

@amandab0514 Dude I am the same wayyyy

[Derv @adevon23]

@hanlon_emily Send me pics

[Derv @adevon23]

@amandab0514 😉🥰

[Derv @adevon23]

Sick of my body acting like it’s 75 years old. My hip and knees ache all the time. If anyone needs me I will be sitting in a boiling hot shower until I prune enough to look like a 75 year old and die. Ttyl

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

🌈

[Derv @adevon23]

@amandab0514 Do it.....

[Derv @adevon23]

@Brhy94 Come backkkkkk

[Greg Newsome II @gnewsii]

Ayo I’m a CLEVELAND BROWN 🧡🤎

[Derv @adevon23]

Not me having a breakdown over my first yoga playlist 👉🏼👈🏼

[LeBron James @KingJames]

ACCOUNTABILITY

[Derv @adevon23]

What is the pair requirement to be an ambassador @Crocs. I would like to apply plz

[Crocs @Crocs]

Adding another classic to the team.
Welcome to the ambassador club, @CJMcCollum!

[Derv @adevon23]

My mom just had me go to 3 stores to buy as much Rae Dunn stuff as possible. She’s such a Karen lol

[Derv @adevon23]

I would like to thanks @TajinUSA for helping me eat many veggies

[Derv @adevon23]

@megsdaneen Omg he’s so cute

[Derv @adevon23]

😍😍😍😍😍

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’m thrilled to tell you that my new version of Fearless (Taylor’s Version) is done and will be with you soon. It has 26 songs including 6 never before released songs from the vault. Love Story (Taylor’s Version) will be out tonight. Pre-order now at https://t.co/NqBDS6cGFl 💛💛

[Derv @adevon23]

@uniquequintessa Yeah I’m good, just a little spook lol

[Derv @adevon23]

Why am I just now realizing The actor who plays Alex Karev was Massimo in the wedding planner😦

[Derv @adevon23]

@uniquequintessa Girl I have been trying not to get one with my new bonus check. Like I can’t.. I know I can’t. But...

[Derv @adevon23]

@amandab0514 Me on my way to Punxsutawney PA to whoop Phil’s ass