Yesterday, some Nigerians dropped their account no. for a bandit on TikTok for giveaway, and the bandit credited them with ransom money. This highlights our core issue: the average citizen enables crime. When DSS traces his funds to you, expect arrest & jail time alongside him.
I heard one gist today ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ.
A woman went to a herbalist some years ago and told him to tie a man to her forever. Not five years. Not ten years. Forever.
The herbalist did whatever herbalists do, tied the man, locked everything, and according to him, threw the key inside the river because โforeverโ means forever.
Fast forward five years later.
Madam called the same herbalist and said she wanted the man untied. She was no longer interested in the marriage.
The herbalist asked what happened.
She said the man used to work for a foreign company and was doing well. But the company folded, he lost his job, things became hard, and she was tired of suffering.
The herbalist said, โNo problem. To untie both of you, bring three cows and โฆ800,000.โ
Madam agreed immediately.
That was when the herbalist became suspicious.