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Legends never die, but football leagues do

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If one point doesn't make your bet, you had no business betting

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If no epicack found at bar, alternatives include: roofies, spoiled milk, toothpaste and orange juice

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Investment strategy: buy shots of epicack for the whole bar, don't tell them what it is, when it empties you get unlimited drinks

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Sorry March marched right through this marsh ass marching band. Happy April!

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@ADFL1832 this isn't about health, I just didn't feel confident posting it

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If you told someone you moped around, they'd probably feel bad for you if they didn't know you had a scooter

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Socks remember which foot you wear them on, so keep it the same. I wonder if they remember what my uncle did to me, I sure repressed that!

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Winters over, you heard it here first. #hottake cause it's warm, feel?

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Your heart beats 23 times in 18 hours. Maybe more, but definitely 23 good ones.

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Pepper sauce tastes spicy, pepper spray tastes like blindness and possibly death. @McBeerson, if you're reading this it's too late.

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Wednesday, hump day, camels have humps, but ump don't be a two pump chump on the rump like trump bump the dump a slump with thumbs

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What's that sound? It's your heartbeat! Make sure it keeps going

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During finals week, calories don't count, and neither do I, 1,3,8,93,56

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Are you in bed yet? It's very late, @lilbuttcheeks will be coming around to read everyone bedtime stories

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70% percent of the body is pure water, Keystone is closer to 100%

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Concussions can cause headaches, so can hangovers. However hangovers can also lead to the failure of a football league. Which is worse?

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This is one of our mascots, Sam, the ADFL relies on his support and enthusiasm. Please support if you can https://t.co/2SB5JsuduD

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@ADFL1832 @crownless_

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We've released the schedule:

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Mansfield Mammoths projected roster
WR: Tim Pierce, Tegh Terrell, Zach LeGeyt, Moritz Kaeslin
C: Noah Teshome, Stephen Lovely
QB: Colin Dutt