Mike King

I'm just trying to change the world. -Kid Cudi

[Mike King @crownless_]

@yozeiss Multiple World Series wins plus hitting over .270 as a catcher (which historically have terrible BA) gives him the nod for me

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Anyone else dunk their cereal in toilet water before they eat it or is that just an NYC thing? https://t.co/ugqMK6Cyto

[Slambrogio Says @LJAmbrogio]

Luke: "I'm going to kill you if you make another joke like that."
LJ: "You could call that... capital PUN-ishment!"

[Slambrogio Says @LJAmbrogio]

I stick to a strict diet of eating protein, fruits, vegetables, and your bitch.

[Mike King @crownless_]

@ge0rgehayward This is SO you!

[Mike King @crownless_]

@EYGK1 @dmalv1030 I hate Twitter so much that I'm going to concede this argument just so I can get off this app #thanksobama

[Mike King @crownless_]

@EYGK1 @dmalv1030 By thinking of it first before everyone else. Physical prowess should not factor into this discussion

[Mike King @crownless_]

@EYGK1 @dmalv1030 That's the whole point. It's only supposed to benefit the one person who cherishes and values it the most

[Mike King @crownless_]

@EYGK1 @dmalv1030 Calling shotgun is what keeps that front seat relevant. With no competition, is getting the front seat even worth it? I think not good sir...

[Mike King @crownless_]

@dmalv1030 @EYGK1 This is the dumbest thing I've heard all day

[Mike King @crownless_]

#bucciovertimechallenge Hayes/Weber

[Mike King @crownless_]

#bucciovertimechallenge Fast/Gallagher

[Mike King @crownless_]

@McBeerson I've seen this before but refuse to watch it again. I cringe every time I see it

[ADP Money&Banking @ADFL1832]

Pepper sauce tastes spicy, pepper spray tastes like blindness and possibly death. @McBeerson, if you're reading this it's too late.

[UConn Alpha Delt @ADPhiUConn]

ADP & AKL are super excited to sponsor Gavin during our Huskython! In honor we're going to… https://t.co/V56QB8XcXx

[ADP Money&Banking @ADFL1832]

What's that sound? It's your heartbeat! Make sure it keeps going

[Mike King @crownless_]

@donniieemac I'll be your friend! 😆

[Mike King @crownless_]

@airchrisjordan very false. The Jets actually draft pretty well

[Mike King @crownless_]

@airchrisjordan I want to euthanize you

[Mike King @crownless_]

Makes me laugh that I keep getting texts saying "Jets suck dude." Jokes on you because we get a better draft pick