Ted Shmosby

Art°
Man Utd™
Thinking less, living more|•
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Graduate CPM

[poppingzee @poppingzee_zw]

permanent job

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Don’t let imposter syndrome define you. Embrace actual incompetence.

[Mack @whatMackSays]

Hizi shida zote ni juu hamtaki kustop midway and ask your person kama anaskia bango bie

[KB @WetReleaseKb]

NGL I'm one of the best mutuals to have. I just be liking yo shit you'd think Im stalking you 😭
But I really just be on here

[KAMIL @kmlsazr]

Got shooters out in Florence. They go Pugh.

[Pan @pangrey123]

I’ve tailored my resume so many times I no longer know who I am.

[Smurf 🧚🏻‍♀️ @Smurf_Nita]

Kama nikona siri zako usijaribu kuniambia kuhusu United. Chunga sana.

[s @exfootballfan]

They’ll have to kill me before I turn on you hermano.

[sidney @mxleiii]

Hii kitu ya elections livestreaming inanisumbua akili sana. Huyu jamaa anataka kuturudisha nyuma sana.

[Ted Shmosby @adierjosh]

@DavidMachariaII 🤣🤣🤣😭

[Ted Shmosby @adierjosh]

Hata sijamaliza geeking over Yamal's goal mamae

[Ted Shmosby @adierjosh]

@Okwaro_ 😂😂😂😭

[Maybe: Kendrick? @kenndank]

I understand I have to reach out to create meaningful connections but oh my god bruh

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

my homie died a virgin and they had me write his nobitchuary dawg i can't stop cryin

[Neet @neet_sol]

as my final act of failure i will get a masters

[B @utdbrxy]

i used to get over united losses 5 minutes after a game, now i get over it 5 days before the game

[Izzy @Izzy_G_O_A_T]

4'- Noah Okafor

[⭐️ @Hillahillaa]

Handsome faceless tuko wawili na hatuongeleshi twt women

[gabz🐣 @homegallll]

Politician to citizens after the election

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Nahhhh this is frying me 😭😭😭 https://t.co/sxS2ktNY1t