aditya mankotia

i wear glasses to protect sun from my eyes.

[aditya mankotia @adityaNOTyogi]

i am humorously disabled

[Mo Zarrinsadaf @MoZarrinsadaf]

LinkedIn might be the fakest place on the internet.

[Beau @thecharmingbeau]

Everything is a game of chess. Except chess. Chess is about sex

[Dhruv @dhruvrhilla]

Agar kisi ka bura na kar sako to accha bhi nahi karna chahiye.

[Naval @naval]

Daydreaming is the security blanket of adulthood.

[Dhruv @dhruvrhilla]

Someone will always be prettier
Someone will always be smarter

But they will never be me

[akrama @AkramaMianoor]

serious hone lagta hoon koi na koi bakchodi ajati hai dimag main

[aditya mankotia @adityaNOTyogi]

@NanoBaiter @hashjenni should be listed on ethical hacking & made legal.

[aditya mankotia @adityaNOTyogi]

@_HritikChhabra @hashjenni It's more morally illegal but should be made legally valid.

[aditya mankotia @adityaNOTyogi]

Nature is busy creating absolutely unique individuals, whereas culture has invented a single mold to which all must conform.

[aditya mankotia @adityaNOTyogi]

@AnkitaNandy @chintanpatelgr8 @abhiandniyu @BewakoofHusband True, but comedy, in general, can have way more "valuable" impact on mental well-being of society IMO, @abhiandniyu should've placed it above Chess. Samay isn't even that great at chess but BEST in comedy!

[gaurav @gaxrav]

don’t calm the storm. calm yourself, and the storm will pass.

[Dhruv @dhruvrhilla]

My girl is a zoophile the way she's in love with the goat 🐐

[aditya mankotia @adityaNOTyogi]

@aadityabuilds aditya? same name, refrence pls?

[Biraj🪼 @iambiraj7]

You had one job Nadaan Parinde!!

[aditya mankotia @adityaNOTyogi]

@combif1am wow 💯🔥

[gaurav @gaxrav]

my desire to be free is at war with my desire to attach myself to an identity.

[aditya mankotia @adityaNOTyogi]

@dhruvrhilla bro after filling his water bottle without spilling no drops on ground.

[Aditi @aditiraaaj]

if you know this movie then we are already friends 🫶

[aditya mankotia @adityaNOTyogi]

@gaxrav Good luck w the grind brother, hope you're doing well now 🤍

[aditya mankotia @adityaNOTyogi]

@dhruvrhilla bro's secretly feminist