Aditya Singh

Joker of all trades. Master of literally none.

[Aditya Singh @adixing]

I don't want to overplay the social commentary card.
Saving it for the right time.

[Aditya Singh @adixing]

I need everyone looking at this post to focus on the surnames for a minute.

If you get it, great, if not, well stay drunk you privileged fuck.

[Aryan Maan @Aryanmaan09]

DUSU office

[Aditya Singh @adixing]

Gotta get off twitter, man. The app just makes me hate my country and every single thing about it.

[Aditya Singh @adixing]

All the fucking idiots getting their asses on fire, tell me one thing which she said wrong.

Ykw, you actually might but it’s good because then you’ll prove that you’re just a miserable asshole.

[Aditya Singh @adixing]

Is it a symptom of being an idiot fascist right winger that you just don’t get comedy?

also, did you take @ComedyCentral permission to use their video? should they send strike to you? or file a case?

[Smita Prakash @smitaprakash]

Good heavens! American late night hosts are losing their sh** and losing viewership. John Stewart goes nuts over Colbert's show getting cancelled by CBS. Did not see all this happening when Conan was cancelled, a bit when Leno left/lost.

[Nostos @NostosLit]

Same, Kafka... same

[Aditya Singh @adixing]

Why do brands do this? How does this impact you or your customer? Zyaada paise hain unnecessary campaigns build karne ke liye toh bhai apne employees mein baat de. Kucch underpaid workers ka bhala ho jayega.

[Deepinder Goyal @deepigoyal]

This isn't an ad. It’s a belief in effort over everything else.

Every day, millions of Indians tap ‘Place Order’ on @zomato in between their routines, responsibilities and dreams. Some are building startups. Some are raising kids. Some are taking a break.

Different stories, one thing in common: Consistent effort.

We’re not here to celebrate the stars, but the fire that built them. The fire each one of us carries inside — while food is just the fuel.

To everyone chasing something they care deeply about and showing up for it — we're glad to be a small part of your journey ❤️

[Aditya Singh @adixing]

@munserih Also, I think it was the right wingies who were posting that picture of Statue of Liberty fully covered in burqa when Zohran won? So, if it’s in the context of christianity it’s okay? just say that you’re a bigot!

[Aditya Singh @adixing]

sahi baat. aur usko “abey kalua madharchod” bula kaun rha hai?

[Rav𝗬 @imRavY_]

purush ka jiwan kathin hai

[Aditya Singh @adixing]

@OnTheNewsBeat that the replies are filled with the worst scum present in this country

[Steven Crowder @scrowder]

Ok, @TomiLahren, here's the issue, blaming men for everything isn't the winning strategy you think it is.

You're listing all of the things that you expect from men, okay, but maybe men have expectations too. And for better or worse everyone from Jordan Peterson to Andrew Tate is telling young men what they need to do to be more desirable. Work out, learn new skills, become a leader.

Meanwhile young women are celebrated for everything they do despite the fact they are 2X as likely to be obese and much more likely to be depressed than their male counterparts.

The message to young men is clear, get your house in order and make yourself desirable so you can find the right woman for them. So I ask you Tomi, what do young women need to do to better themselves?

[Aditya Singh @adixing]

@ohnotanishka 25 saal mein swaagat hai

[Aditya Singh @adixing]

@_aatmanirbhar__ so jaa bhai

[Aditya Singh @adixing]

bro not to be a war monger, but these last 4 days were just a bunch of blue balls?!

i was ready to go to the trenches for my country!

[Aditya Singh @adixing]

it’s like he’s jealous of the fact that buttigieg is in a happy relationship

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Buttigieg who has no clue… he drives to work on his bicycle with his husband on the back which is a nice loving relationship

[Aditya Singh @adixing]

from a cinematic pov, not a good comparison.

[A @its_aman0807]

mahol kuch alg hota 🤌

#OperationSindoor

[Aditya Singh @adixing]

glad that you liked it. now, i would advise that you go and check the credits on who wrote the dialogues for the film.

[Desidudewithsign @Nikhilsingh21_]

For Wokes & Liberals Preaching Peace During Time Of India Pakistan War 🇮🇳 #IndiaPakistanWar

[Aditya Singh @adixing]

idiot bought a newspaper and then burnt it indoors so that his house is full of smoke

[Aditya Singh @adixing]

@ThetaVegaCap this is so sad. if you really love them (which can be difficult for finance bros) you shouldn’t even think about getting it back. if your financially comfortable, and still ask for your money, you’re an asshole.

[Aditya Singh @adixing]

chalayega kaise?

[Mukesh @mikejava85]

Remember that baba ji who cliams has not put his hand down for 20 years , With the earning collected from the #mahakhubh , Baba ji purchased a SUV .. Bestu business ever..

https://t.co/Gng5RpGsUK

[Aditya Singh @adixing]

@Asing_Kr ACE!!!! Where have you been???

[Aditya Singh @adixing]

The fact that I see this question floating on this app almost every other day makes me question “are enough people not crying everyday?” because well in my case hehe…

[astha desai @aakhriastha]

for research purposes (answer honestly); when was the last time you cried?