Adoza 48

Everyone has a dark side for me its my only side. #animallover. #scouser #peoplehater #walkingdead

[Adoza 48 @adjua43]

5 drunk guys will start a fight 5 stoned guys will start a band

[Adoza 48 @adjua43]

All I’m saying is in my day jean shorts were longer than your fallopian tubes.

[Adoza 48 @adjua43]

My husband got us living like millionaires, falling asleep with the heating on. I've told him that's your Christmas present mate

[Adoza 48 @adjua43]

Satan: welcome to hell, I want all of us to be friends here
Me: this doesn’t seem so bad
Satan: so everyone go around in the circle and say a little bit about yourself. Me: My name is Karen and I've been a cunt all my life

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

UK RIOTS.

WHO SHOOK THE JAR? 🫙

[Adoza 48 @adjua43]

someone just waved at me, and I waved back. Then they came over, and said sorry thought u were someone else. I said I am

[Adoza 48 @adjua43]

some one sent me a text. all it said was A G N B i think its bang out of order

[Adoza 48 @adjua43]

hi Hun I'm home ...fuckkk !! I forgot I was single

[Adoza 48 @adjua43]

be kind folks you never know who has just won the lottery

[Adoza 48 @adjua43]

I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, and quite a few I'd like to repeat

[Adoza 48 @adjua43]

A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service. And what do you do with a phone with no service? You play games.

[Adoza 48 @adjua43]

I dislike people so much that if I won a trip for two I would go twice

[☕️Saint Vivica, Patron Saint of Coffee ☕️ @QueenVofCoffee]

I don't make New Year's resolutions. I just kind of fuck around and try to make each year better than the last.

[Adoza 48 @adjua43]

Christmas Tip - Always throw the boxes from your expensive gifts in your neighbors bin so you don't get robbed.

[Adoza 48 @adjua43]

I am at the age if I drop something and I dont need it I leave it but still not old enough to hear the word sausage and respond in an adult way

[Mark Stokes @StokesNeuro]

Hi folks, I’m afraid it’s time for me to say goodbye. Not just leaving Twitter, but the whole show. I’ve been battling cancer last 2 years, but now only have a few days left now. Thank you wonderful people, I leave this crazy world with much love in my heart ❤️

[Adoza 48 @adjua43]

who would have believed heating your home would become a luxury

[Adoza 48 @adjua43]

according to my grandsons advent calendar, its Christmas day tomorrow

[Adoza 48 @adjua43]

has anybody ever had a memory test of the doctor, one of the questions is who is the prime minister, guess they wont be using that anymore

[Adoza 48 @adjua43]

My son asked me for my password, bigdingdong3. Son: that sounds rude Me:well I was listening to a very rude song when I made it (bumwuk)

[Adoza 48 @adjua43]

I am Fuming just went into the bathroom and my husband has used one of the good towel 😡