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startup guy - prev. slop bowl delivery optimization

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Intern started off our China quarterly review with “ni howdy”

The kids are not ok

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@hpmcd1 The ability to absorb attrition does not matter when your officer class routinely steals their subordinates salaries and uses chinese knockoff NVGs so they have a few extra rubles for booze

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@hotcheetass i need to wash my eyes w bleach

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@misinfo_agent Manhattan project syndrome is so real

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@BeanForecaster I did GTM finance/sales ops at my old company if that counts lol

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@erealander High finance folks are generally quite bad at running companies

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@shouldntspeak @RainmakerCorp Rainmaker uses drones. These folks use planes.

I know reading comprehension is hard <3

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@Memetic_Theory Put some respect on her name. Olivia is legit

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@buccocapital Public company CFO is probably the worst gig in all of finance

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@hirshjain Everyone wants to build an ERP no one wants to actually install it

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@RichardHannay17 @em_umoh @Shorteverythin1 Lend lease motorized Soviet logistics and endowed a significant portion of food aid. Both of which proved to be decisive in deploying the vast troop deployments which required for maneuver warfare

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@Restructuring__ Burn multiple was probably awful. Don’t know a single serious operator that uses airtable

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@APVanDevender @tmavuram To be fair i’m in tech and i hate 95% of the people in the space

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@Maxwell_Maher @jonwu_ Thats his whole shtick - he’s like that even in business meetings lol

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@spencermateega @henrytdowling Factor financing already exists dude; half of these datacenter projects are signed off LOIs

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@phoebeyao We have again rediscovered working capital from first principles

[The Ramen Don @RealRiddimHours]

How many of these fucking hearings do we have to have where the top BRASS is saying "yeah the Ukrainians are lowkey goated w the sauce idk what to tell you, and they love killing our enemies" before it becomes obvious to these fucking people what to do next

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@chrislevan24 My IB job was hard doesn’t mean it was serious

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@BrendanFoody @deedydas You need to fire your finance lead if they’re not benchmarking on operating margin……

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@VCBrags Ex-Uber growth is the biggest red flag tbh