(430): My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
(1-430): that definitely would have made for a memorable parent teacher conference
I just drank a bottle of wine and I feel nothing......that might mean I have a problem 🤦🏼♀️ so open I think that means I need to open the other bottle
Just dropped a NEW SONG for the upcoming @AngryBirdsMovie 2. It’s called “Let’s Just Be Friends.” Y’all check it out and let me know what you think!
Link to listen: https://t.co/tMFDMDpyNU