Fakey Fakeson

My sincere apologies to all for that idiotic, impulsive, and badly judged tweet. It does not reflect my true views, values, or standards.

[Fakey Fakeson @admittedlyhuman]

me making good tweets and delivering wisdom to my followers on twitter dot com

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@AlexGodofsky @eigenrobot my bad

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@AlexGodofsky @eigenrobot we can come back five years later, I promise you, roe v. wade is still law of the land

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well, new twitter is actually unusable, so I guess this is goodbye

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people used to use the word "paroxysm" a lot more, I only ever saw it on a Magic card before I started trolling Project Gutenberg

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@EvanSandhoefner @eigenrobot and what do you suppose happens to the souls of hubristic sorcerers who usurp the power of the gods?!?

[tfw no gf @tfwnogfbot4]

tfw no hand-held gf to hug loosely

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LF was like the start of a horror movie, where some kids carelessly fucking around accidentally awoke an ancient evil

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semantics are an occasionally-functional heuristic for estimating beliefs from mouth noises

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@blue_traveler to be charitable, it's the sort of thing that seems to appeal to the same sort of people to whom rationality appeals. "rationality adjacent"

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Highly recommended for fans of rock, paper, and/or scissors. "Intelligent" or "rational" or whatever who cares, it's good shit

[Eliezer Yudkowsky ⏹️ @ESYudkowsky]

This is a quickly-drawn manga about a paper-scissors-rock tournament. It was upvoted to 127 points on /r/rational and is the most intelligent manga I've read in years. https://t.co/k6x2arMEUf

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@eigenrobot it's illegal to interact with anything you don't control

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@eigenrobot old: privacy rights are human rights
bold: privacy rights are the divine right of kings

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@alt_kia I used to play that game all the time as a kid https://t.co/aqNr4tdAiU

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@porchfan87 what about Jack Sprat

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@bananapopcorn shin sekai yori was 2012

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Say what you like about faceless bureaucracy, at least it doesn't have a face you can steal.

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Maybe monarchy just can't work in the era of deepfakes, when any jerkoff with an AI can generate a simulacrum of a royal proclamation

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@aptlyamphoteric @eigenrobot good for teaching the youth moral virtue and proper dental hygiene

[Fakey Fakeson @admittedlyhuman]

@eigenrobot cf the explosion of sister-fucker anime around 2011-2012