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[Fap Captain @adobebear]

Suck local tiddy

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

katie 👏 effin 👏 porter 👏

[Zac 🍒 @World0fEcho]

White people making their friends watch twin peaks

[Fap Captain @adobebear]

I've got to have my dude wipes

[dave (dave) @rhinotary]

there is currently a man floating down the Missouri River in a pumpkin attempting a 38 mile journey to break the world record

[FABINO @KinoFabino]

Neon Festivus

[Peter TOTO💜 @petermarietoto]

caffeine and weed should theoretically balance each other out but instead it feels like doing the cotton eyed joe to tracy chapman's fast car

[Fap Captain @adobebear]

Baggy shorts but business casual

[Fap Captain @adobebear]

@addison_l @taylorcunning9 I just started watching it a few weeks ago and feel the same way lol

[Zach Shark @ZachShark1]

This is still one of the funniest videos ever

[wint @dril]

everyone mad at me because US army allowed me to create "the MewTwo of pit bulls" using CRISPR. well if i didnt do it some other guy wouldve

[Coach Dorn || Oyaji Club @CoachDorntastic]

One of the most INSANE things I have ever experienced online, specifically VRChat, is that someone completely recreated Kmarts with working scanners, p.a. systems, and more - and have a Discord with 3,000 people that occasionally roleplay working here unironically.
#vrchat

[Fap Captain @adobebear]

I think about this almost every day.

[Kris Wilson @_KrisWilson_]

my religious beliefs:

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

"how you know i don't have an iphone?"