Adolf

I am part-dog, part-lion, part-pony, part-shark. I'm also a lizard like Harry Potter. My nanny think I'm so funny that she made me my own twitter!

[Adolf @adolfjr]

Preparing Easter dinner with mommy. Lamb lamb lamb, you are so nom nom nom!

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Happy New Nom's Eve!

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Merry Nomday!!

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This is me last time I was on a train!

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Packing for going on a trip with mommy. I've got noms and a blanket. Mom just told me I get the window seat on the train!

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Out on a nightly walk with mommy and @peterwendin, they talked about picking up strangers. Snooze fest. I want to talk about rabbits.

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Can I work there too?! RT @peterwendin: Im starting my own biz this Xmas! Don't want to go back to an a$$hole boss after the holidays?

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So, what I learned from Jurassic park is that dinosaurs like their noms just as much as I do. I might be a dinosaur. I'm pretty sure.

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Gonna watch Jurassic Park with @SparrowLindgren and @peterwendin and eat noms. Cheese-noms. That is noms that taste like cheese.

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My girlfriend is here. She likes noms just as much as I do. I could talk about noms all day.

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But it's been rubbing off. Although I sing "I eat my noms alooone, between pork chops and pastrys". A future classic.

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Mom has been singing "I'll sail this ship alone" all day. I don't understand what she's talking about. What ship? We don't even have a boat.

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@peterwendin I have 0,3. And I'm a dog. Nuff said.

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Been chilling with daddy today, now back with mom. Listening to her talking about boyzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz zzzz.

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My mom just gave me the best breakfast ever. If she continues with this I'm gonna start calling her Nommy.

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Singing Fairytale of New York with mommy. I do a really good "you're an old slut on junk". In fact, that's all I'm singing.

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When I think about that, I feel like quoting my dad @peterwendin, "that fucking whore!!".

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I can't believe Beyonce is pregnant.

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@peterwendin and yet I've seen more naked girls than you this year. Oh burn!

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But now I'm hanging out a bit more with my daddy @peterwendin and I see his pathetic tries to pick up girls, I just can't keep quiet.