Mike Grrdiner

not competitive but still knowledgable about sports

[Mike Grrdiner @adoptapuffin]

@grassdog Always be futzing

[Mike Grrdiner @adoptapuffin]

@premrugby I bought the Quins v Newcastle game on #PRTV, watched half of it live and now there's literally no way to find the game on the website. Can you give me a link to watch it or a refund?

[Mike Grrdiner @adoptapuffin]

@lb_southwark Hello - could you please tell me the contact phone numbers for the council or where to find them online. Thanks.

[Mike Grrdiner @adoptapuffin]

You can hurry neither love, nor bureaucracy.

[Mike Grrdiner @adoptapuffin]

Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have.

[Mike Grrdiner @adoptapuffin]

@grassdog Got me through some times.

[Mike Grrdiner @adoptapuffin]

Just going with the standard resolutions this year: to learn French and be nicer to Alexa

[walt @waltfy]

We (@duffelhq) were hit by a gnarly incident a month or so ago, in handling it and _not settling until we had proof for its causes_, we learned a tonne about PostgreSQL internals. We saw some surprising behaviour!

Together, @JBAmaro and I wrote about it: https://t.co/xnSqL3OvJe

[Mike Grrdiner @adoptapuffin]

Linking "cricket" and "carrot" with "baton: 2" was a late highlight of 2021.

[Mike Grrdiner @adoptapuffin]

I've lost the ability to sneeze I've had one stuck for three days I kid you not

[Mike Grrdiner @adoptapuffin]

Pretty disappointed that, once again there's no room in the Olympic schedule for the hat, gloves and chocolate game.

[Ray Grasso @grassdog]

You wanna work remotely in Aus or NZ? Envato's got you covered https://t.co/EiadVgb9j4

[Mike Grrdiner @adoptapuffin]

Me programming at 20: you have to use this language, it's the one, the only, the best.

Me programming at 30: I like to think of myself as a generalist, languages are just tools, solving problems is what matters.

Me programming now: dear lord give me types I'm too old for this.

[Mike Grrdiner @adoptapuffin]

@enginoid https://t.co/MfmUPasRyH!

[Mike Grrdiner @adoptapuffin]

What happens when the only liquids you have for 3 weeks are tea and wine? We're going to find out.

[Mike Grrdiner @adoptapuffin]

Start at the top and work your way down 🎵 https://t.co/fdqKHZGbex

[Mike Grrdiner @adoptapuffin]

Day 卌卌I - still shaving and wearing trousers.

[Mike Grrdiner @adoptapuffin]

Can anyone of us really say we've been quarantined until we've written and directed an iMovie starring a microwave pappadadum?

[Mike Grrdiner @adoptapuffin]

It's not stockpiling, I'm just buying twice as much because I'm boredom-snacking.

[Mike Grrdiner @adoptapuffin]

Today's WFH soundtrack is Mount Kimbie - Love What Survives

https://t.co/pN1w9LS1JM