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“You don’t know how little you matter, until you’re all alone.”

[🦖 @adreeeeeeee]

Why do cats sleep in the most uncomfortable places? 😂

[Dr. ʾUstādh ʾAbū Saūce, PhD @IbnSauce]

October 11 2023, Casey went online to spread false Israeli stories.

He voluntarily took part in spreading atrocity propaganda about what happened in Israel, from his office in New York.

[solst/ICE of Astarte @IceSolst]

“First touchscreen Mac”

[poison shooters anonymous ↗️ @TehlohSuwi]

Its CEO Nicole Lim was a board director of a company I was in. She visited our branch in a ridiculous Gucci belt with a Louis Vuitton bag. One day she said she wanted to cut mandatory leave from 8 to 6 days a month, and it was never mentioned again because that's very illegal.

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 😭
https://t.co/BkMk95QIbj

[Dibs @adibhazlami]

Oh now baru nak depa nak pam duit kat marketing.

They're running this ads across digital platforms.

The ads is for localized Starbucks cafe but the video feels so foreign.

Ada la sorang bertudung dalam video tu tapi few seconds & faceless.

How la they're sustaining haha.

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Refrigerator ass phone

[mariana Z @mariana057]

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

When you're overqualified for Disney

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Hajime Miura just clinched his 8th 3A World Yo-Yo Championship title at the World Yo-Yo Contest 2025 in Prague—cementing his legacy as one of the most dominant players ever.

[Catholic Supremacist (Not a man) @CatholicAwesome]

Who needs a birkin when you have a slice of buttered bread???

[Indonesian Pop Base @iPopBase]

The infamous animated movie ‘MERAH PUTIH: ONE FOR ALL’ reportedly had a production budget of Rp6.7 billion.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts.

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

both of them are married… they’re so cooked😭

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I'm sorry but someone had to do it

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

So basically the Coldplay concert guy (married), CEO of a tech company, was having an affair with his head of HR (also married) and they brought along the head of HR’s newly promoted underling to cover for their tryst at the concert. The CEO’s wife found out and has already removed his last name from her LinkedIn or Facebook. Apparently many people at the company knew and now people are popping up saying the guy was sleazy who have previously worked for him.

Moral of the story? Don’t go to a Coldplay concert.

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

BREAKING:

Japan breaks world internet speed record with 1.02 petabits per second, enough to download all of Netflix in one second.