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[Mal @mallarduckmal]

One of the best moments of my life was at the Lunchbox watching a waitress throw a stapler at the other waitress she had been fighting with all morning

[A @adri_caam]

@dparcellol No. You’re too cool pls

[A @adri_caam]

I’m taking my spotify wrapped to the grave

[A @adri_caam]

@aimseliza I want to be a cool girl who can post her Spotify so bad. No dice- i’m not cut out for that life.

[A @adri_caam]

@isabella_ser TO THE GRAVE

[A @adri_caam]

Getting Taylor Swift tickets was one of the most harrowing experiences of my life and I have behind the stage nosebleeds to show for it. I just want to have a word @Ticketmaster @TMFanSupport

[A @adri_caam]

@lalloriemist I’ve gotten kicked out twice I can’t do this anymore

[A @adri_caam]

@Ticketmaster I expect a formal written apology

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

you can not embarrass me i have literally dated people that hated me for months and everyone knew

[A @adri_caam]

@changingmami The ultimate motivator

[A @adri_caam]

Every election I mentally select a Republican I know and imagine my vote canceling theirs out.

[cassie @cassiee1919]

we just went to third base (i told him i ran a One Direction fan page in 2014)

[sara lebow 🫡 @SlebowSays]

i think there’s more pressure on us to wear an interesting shirt than there was even 2 or 3 years ago

[trash jones @jzux]

80% of being a woman is googling “how many hairs should i lose per day”

[A @adri_caam]

@dparcellol Eating roasted artichoke hearts 💔

[A @adri_caam]

@dparcellol Happy birth month bb!

[jo @jo____ng]

no like yeah