Adri Morton

is this thing on

[Longdot Fi @LongdatAgagaFi_]

Sounds of Quarantine

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@enchantepas can confirm

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@campmoore can confirm

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i hardly remember it myself

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i wonder if second dinner with be a permanent institution by the time this is all over

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Imagine the look on your grandchildren's faces when you tell them that there once was a time where humans only ate 3 meals a day

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hungry for 3rd dinner so shredded cheese it shall be

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this year got me feeling like Ross in the bathroom trying to pull up his leather pants

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should one of us do a welfare check on the charmin bear family or

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2020: the darkest timeline is upon us

(u real if u know)

[Longdot Fi @LongdatAgagaFi_]

Just a PSA that Community is a criminally underrated show that just dropped on Netflix!

[World Health Organization South-East Asia @WHOSEARO]

If keeping your grandparents👵👴safe means you can't visit them...talk to them 📱💻every day so they don't feel alone.

Keeping each other safe and connected is everyone's responsibility.

Physical distancing is not social isolation.

Together we can beat #COIVD19

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Enough of these Covid shows with actors singing songs over Zoom. I want one with no music at all - just serious actors performing devastating out of context monologues and unrelenting two person scenes that leave you shattered.

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corona got me seriously regretting all those chain emails i didn't forward in 2005

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cats the musical but it's joe exotic

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hearing police sirens and i'm just ticked that muggers still out here mugging like the 6 foot rule doesn't apply to them

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idk if its the unemployment but hot dang JG Wentworth lookin like a snack

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@will_boling gotta give the people what they want

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what's happening? i'll tell you, twitter. i just downed half a bag of flavor blasted goldfish while sitting pantsless on an exercise ball wondering if the fact that jacob wells threw up on me in 3rd grade after asking me to marry him contributes to my crippling fear of commitment

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@NoThisIsCarter they are 90% beltones promotion and if that's not on brand...

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just started tweeting again after 3.5 years and i'm nervous lmk if online humor has changed since 2016