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Cannot read.

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Sorry about my tweets

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Holiday example: the manager of Gimbels in Elf is a Christ figure

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New bit: saying someone in a show or film is a Christ figure when they r NOT

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She’s a ten but you found her in the restricted section reading about horcruxes

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The Malfoys are just a hot rich family who got mixed up in the wrong circles and lost their way. Give them a break.

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What’s with gay dudes doing that voice?

(Only gay dudes respond)

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blind hottie at gym the only tools I have are odor and grunting but she’s got AirPods in so let’s hope “all day freshness” isn’t a lie

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Ur in her DMs, I’m in the ymca parking lot rubbing leftover pre-workout on my gums.

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new gym crush unlocked

No words exchanged yet

Stay tuned

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Romanian men’s water polo goalkeeper looks like Kendall Roy a lil bit

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@riggser Ya very weird

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Might start dating Kendall Jenner

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@riggser Floated this by a few friends at dinner last night and they said I might not be her type ???

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Turn the radio on or don’t but please stop singing a capella sir

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How come white chicks like that I’m sorry miss Jackson so much

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FUN TO STAY AT THE

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I daren’t ask the same of Merry and Pippin

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do yall think Frodo and Sam ever kissed

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@riggser Unsure

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Might be pregnant

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@squeakoofficial @kehtexas Jura Chardonnay maybe. What u think Kathleen?