pacheco

[manu @_wmaanu]

como é finalmente contar pra sua amiga uma bosta gigantesca q vc fez a semanas atras e que precisou esconder de tanta vergonha q vc tava

[kentaro takimoto @quisch_lully]

器に餃子を五つ盛り付けて、マティスだ！マティスの「ダンス」だ！と喜んでいたのだけど、冷静に眺めたらさほど似てない。

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

i would believe a traffic cone costs somewhere between $2 and $55. not willing to guess any more specific than that really. just not my place

[mara @furiousroad]

Hato Rey es un thriller paranoico

[ru @ruqaiyalore]

“i don’t have it in me to hate them” skill issue #GrowUp

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Never too cool to tell you I had a blast

[chance @chanceposts]

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

[g @34rths]

I didn't fuck around So why am I finding out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

next year maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend

[arisha @swanrse]

i love when women are so disgustingly knowledgeable about something

[Ángel @angel_gfi]

Necesito tomarme un año soviético

[bunny @fadedbunny]

oh him? he’s my insignificant other

[trash jones @jzux]

my ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before

[ámbar @ambarasin]

Si les falta la virgen para el pesebre me avisan

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

Stop shaming girls for their body counts. Who cares how many people she's killed so long as you love her and she looks pretty with blood on her face

[A @seattleiminyou]

“Hes my rock” yeah tied to your feet and dropped into the ocean

[чай @fatpussyhex]

woke up early specifically so i could experience laying in bed and rubbing my feet together under the weighted blanket like a cricket

[sadie adler @stardewy_]

had a date so bad i hit this pose for over an hour last night