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I got tickets for NYNJ WC26 Queens Match Viewing: USA V PAR - Louis Armstrong Stadium - Fri • Jun 12, 2026 • 8:00 PM. Who's in?
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"El chorro quiso entrar, por suerte siempre tengo mi arma a mano, le hice crak crack y el ladron hizo EEEEEEE"
En mis libros, esta señora es la cabra 🐐
La carta de una mujer a su futuro yerno se volvió viral en redes: “Si un día tu corazón ya no quiere a mi hija, devolvémela. No me la lastimes, no la engañes ni le hagas daño. Duré nueve meses construyendo su corazón”
Porque simplemente no te subís a un Uber o Bolt si vas a tomar???
Tan difícil pio es?
Porque tenemos esa malísima y criminal costumbre de tomar y conducir.
Louisiana plans to sue me because I won’t extradite a doctor for providing an abortion.
@AGLizMurrill: Go fuck yourself. California will never help you criminalize healthcare.
You don't know what day it is.
You're eating countless meals a day with lots of snacks in between.
You're napping throughout they day.
Either it's the time between Christmas and New Year or you're a cat.
Nacho the Chihuahua appeared shy and untrained. He wouldn't respond to his foster mom's spoken commands until she made an unexpected discovery: Nacho didn't speak English. https://t.co/839blejHc4