Adrien Litton

Transportation GIS expert and amateur parrot trainer.
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@TheNerdforge @BrandSanderson @DragonsteelBook This was probably my favorite of your videos (the cyberpunk finger was pretty cool too). Just turned on the Tim Ferriss interview with Brandon Sanderson and immediately recognized your books on his shelf. He is so proud of the work you did for him and I am totally there for it.

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I've just entered the @jerichowriters #First500 competition for a chance to win a one-to-one with an agent, a full MS assessment and a lifetime Jericho Writers Membership. What a prize! Wish me luck 🤞

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@RepAndyBiggsAZ Remind us again how you voted on the bipartisan border bill?

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@MuellerSheWrote Please stop making fun of our glorious leader as he submissively spreads his cheeks for the most despotic rulers on the planet. (Okay, you're the queen. Stomp this guy's dick in the dirt.)

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@CTrevorNelson Are you kidding me? Of course he has a plan. Cheetos. Cheetos is the plan.

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@RepAndyBiggsAZ You realize she's not the border czar, right? So you admit you're just lying.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Q: What do you think of Biden’s age?

Gov. @GavinNewsom: I’m a little old-fashioned. I care about results, about governing, and people that deliver. What President Biden has accomplished in just 3 years is the most significant list of accomplishments in my lifetime

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@BarnettforAZ I see why you're confused. You conflate a strawman and a false dichotomy. First, everyone does not agree that the election was stolen (strawman). Second, even if the election was stolen, it doesn't mean the only solution is to eliminate the right to vote (false dichotomy).

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@GreatDismal The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel, and 3 million malware-infected smart toothbrushes covertly churned the brains of Chiba to mush.

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@tomryanlaw All humor aside, doesn't the simple language of the bill that includes the text, "OR ANY OTHER METHOD OF REPRESENTING OR HONORING SATAN MAY NOT BE DISPLAYED ON PUBLIC PROPERTY IN THIS STATE," mean that I could be arrested if I wore this t-shirt in a public park?

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I think the exact same thing every time. Surely there are more important Arizona stories than multi-million dollar home sales and restaurant health inspection reports. Isn't the legislature still in session or something? @azcentral

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Hey @azcentral I implore you, as a subscriber: do not open up your “Monday Briefing” email every week with a story about a $5.6 million luxury home being sold. This is not important to my Monday or anyone else’s. In fact, please scrap these “stories” altogether. They are dumb.

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@CTrevorNelson TL;DR:

NY Times: Trump Wins Iowa - Biden better look out.

Also NY Times: Biden Wins South Carolina - How this works in Trump's favor.

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@lawofruby The part of the clip that was left out that really tells you who Taylor Swift is, is when she says to her father, "I'm not asking you if I can do it. I'm asking if you can forgive me for doing it. Because I'm doing it."

Solid steel backbone right there.

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@CTrevorNelson Hey, she said she never worked for the man and you have to believe her. She filed legal disclosures indicating a $102K payout from DeWitt's company so you have to believe that too. So, is she saying she took the bribe? Just asking questions... 🤷‍♂️

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@CTrevorNelson AZGOP: Gov Hobbs must do something about this water crisis! 😡
Hobbs: (Directs water dept to identify potential water sharing agreement approaches)
AZGOP: We must stop this outrageous abuse of power by Gov Hobbs!!! 🤬🤬🤬

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@CTrevorNelson I'm really trying to understand the vitriol I keep seeing. A billionaire pop star I don't care about chooses to date a football player I would never have heard of had she chosen differently and I'm supposed to be mad at that, because?

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@AZNotoriousJPG So that would be different from every other linchpin GOP issue how, exactly?

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@Dreamweasel This just in: Continental drift over the past ten million years has moved San Francisco 1 inch closer to Japan. San Francisco declares victory.

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@AZNotoriousJPG @Garrett_Archer And this would be the exception that proves the rule 🙃

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@jeremyduda The likelihood of a sweeping comeback in the final minutes of the game is inversely proportional to your waning level of interest in the final quarter.