adrienne

I make absolutely no sense and I just write stupid shit on here

[adrienne @adrienne_b3]

It’s 4 am and my wheel just fell off my wagon, god damnit Arthur

[adrienne @adrienne_b3]

I don’t think it sunk in until today that my brother is going to miss the most important day of my life 😔

[adrienne @adrienne_b3]

Crying at work rn watching all the sleep token videos from sonic temple today 😭😭 so mad I wasn’t there

[adrienne @adrienne_b3]

The older I’ve gotten, the more I realize - no matter how much you love your family.. that will never be enough to make them want to get sober

[Carolina Basketball @UNC_Basketball]

Run it up.

[adrienne @adrienne_b3]

I want to sleep but I also want some cajun fries with ranch

[adrienne @adrienne_b3]

If you think middle school girls are full of drama.. wait till you meet 32 year old men

[adrienne @adrienne_b3]

Buy me flowers, make me such a pretty grave

[adrienne @adrienne_b3]

ITS BEERFEST DAYYYYY 🍻🙃

[trash jones @jzux]

me on january 1: this year is gonna be all about balance

me on january 17: maybe if i drink enough coffee i’ll just burst into flames

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Fuck a BBL I want LASIK eye surgery. Bítch I just wanna see 😩

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

mars and mercury gotta get out of retrograde it’s driving me insane

[adrienne @adrienne_b3]

Today is not my day

[adrienne @adrienne_b3]

So tired I could vomit. Merry Christmas to all the night shifters that have to stay awake all day to celebrate with their families that don’t understand how important sleep is

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

To my boss: hey can I go home rn I feel kind of sad and weird

[adrienne @adrienne_b3]

I love this loaf so much 🍞

[kelly @LouderVisuals]

Asking for help crowd surfing is basically asking for uppies

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Everyone talks about having an inner child but I have an inner raccoon who tells me to embrace the dark circles under my eyes, sleep all day and eat delicious trash

[adrienne @adrienne_b3]

Winston’s tumor came back benign and I’ve never been so relieved 🥹

So of course the good boy got a pup cup

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

Dating someone who understands you're a work in progress but also still adores you for the absolute fucking masterpiece that you already are >>>

[trash jones @jzux]

am i burnt out or have i just always been kinda stupid