Rye bread

Hot girls aren’t just for summer

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

"your 20s are for-" ENOUGH. my 20s are for nothing. absolutely nothing. I enjoy the flow of life as I go along with it and it is so sad to turn something as big and complicated as a lifetime to these little eras and numbers

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

We don't hate him enough.

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

can i come over and do this

[Courtney P @__babyco]

Somebody tell the Eagles to call me. Doesn’t matter which one.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I miss the days when very rich people used their money to fund libraries, public art and philanthropic endeavors rather than launching slow-motion coups against the federal government.

[Spooky JL @spooky_JL]

If there’s one thing i miss about college it’s drinking on a porch

Nice out? Whose porch are we drinking on? No class or homework? Time to drink on a porch. Bored on a Tuesday eve? Porch drinking it is

[alex🪐 @olsensbev]

“sexuality is a spectrum”
the spectrum:

[E. @itselisaaaaa]

y’all be so proud to be inconsiderate and have no regard for others time

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

hate when people ask if you’ve drank water when ur drunk NO stupid bitch and also i spmoked 1 bajillion cigarettes

[IG: STORMNYX @stormnyx_]

after a certain age, you are no longer the product of your environment or how you were raised. It’s a personal choice to live the way you do.

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

[GLIZZYGOAT @glizzygoat420]

You’re either eating hot dogs with me or eating hot dogs against me

[𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 @lordbrazes]

“you’re a psychopath” at least i’m on a path babe sort your life out

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppletomyeye]

Normalize ending a hang out abruptly by saying I wanna go home now and then going home

[Juliana @julianaraynor]

PSA

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

2024

[. @M4RZ0V3LLI]

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

u can drunk text whoever u want on christmas eve and new years eve. they legalized both recently

[Christin @hexprax]

When you meet a woman who’s homophobic it’s kind of like woah… throwback. Didn’t know they still made you guys